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  1. V

    Simple & Stupid Q regarding paper work

    Basicly, on the REAL presentation of performance document it says : A typical ‘x’ kWp PV system generates ‘y’ kWh. Your system is predicted to produce ‘z’ kWh is 'x' the size of the customers system (4kwp) & 'y' the tariff (43.3p/kWh)? and 'z' the yearly power the system produces...
  2. S

    probably a stupid question but advise would be great

    i am going to finish my first pv installation tomorrow, and i have a question about the meter. so the way i have wired the pv panels from the consumer board is: 16mcb from consumer board AC isolator Generating meter Ac isolator in loft inverter dc isolators pv panels my question...
  3. C

    stupid question?

    how do i set up/design a website??? cheers guys danny
  4. F

    Stupid question....

    Now I know i should know the answer to this but I can't find any clarification anywhere. Situation is as follows Wylex 8way rewireable in house Metal Wylex 4way in garage. Connected with SWA. Customer wishes to have exterior light and socket on garage. Can this be done by...
  5. P

    ch5 stupid criminals

    anyone watching it? they have just had a load of cons on in prison that have hidden mobiles up their ar$es ?? they are making them do squats to push them out?? wtf
  6. P

    Stupid question of the day

    As above. Seen has this week has been full of really stupid questions, when you come across one post it in here so we can all have a look. I think this thread could continue for a very long time.:rolleyes:
  7. telectrix

    re: symbols illy question , but not stupid!

    When trying to enter symbols eg Ω i can do the andhash ones , but the alt+ elude me. if i hold alt then do + nothing happens and if i pres alt and let go, then press + i get + whatever digits follow, no symbols.
  8. P

    dam stupid superfetch

    "super fetch has stopped working" :mad::mad: 4 times tonight and comp needs restarting. its doing me in now :D
  9. C

    Stupid question (probably)...

    I recently passed my 17th Edition regs and also have Part P and 2392, but am not on a competent persons scheme yet. I just wanted to check that I am now technically qualified to fill out BS7671 certificates including Installation certs? Also, does anyone have any advice on where to get blank...
  10. J

    Ze testing using a MFT 1553

    Am I correct in thinking that when doing a Ze test using a 1553, the dial needs to be set on the 'Hi' setting in the green loop section of the dial settings? Cheers
  11. P

    Stupid customers

    I was in my local last week and a bloke approached me and asked if I was a sparky? Ya see I've got a small problem. Every time I get a shower all my lights go off unless I have the widow open but its getting too cold to do that now. Told him it needs looking at asap. He lives 5 mins away so off...
  12. S

    really stupid p.a.t testing question

    As the title suggests this may seem a little strange. I recently completed the city and guilds 2377 one day course which has an exam at the end and my employer now expects me to carry out the testing. This is the stupid part. on the course i was told that if the item fails, not only should i...
  13. Doomed

    Feeling stupid

    Had a job last evening/night, strip out and replace all lights in conduit and singles in a commercial unit. Had all the conduit and fittings up by 10pm, some awkward places but neat job and feeling pleased with myself. Went to my vehecle to get the cable, and realised that in my rush between the...
  14. La Poste

    Stupid question.

    This may be a daft question so please excuse me. Why is a domestic 230 volt supply protected by a 100A 415 volt fuse. The house I am helping with at the moment has a 100A 415 volt main fuse, that's what it says on the fuse holder...
  15. I

    Mad, ridiculous and stupid prices.

    Just lost another job! I priced for a rewire of a 3 bed detached house, I put in what I thought was a fair price. But I received a call today asking if I could match the other electricians price, when I asked what it was they said £950. If I had been up a ladder I would have fallen off. That’s...
  16. N

    Stupid and cheeky question from a non-electrician (me!)

    Hi all. So, I have pretty much no understanding of electrics and I joined this forum just so I could ask you lovely electricians a cheeky question which I understand is a really stupid thing to ask. [This is the back story which you can just skip if you're not interested: I got sold...
  17. P

    stupid nettles

    my leg has swollen like you would not believe and hurts like a load of bee stings. lots of different swear being thought of right now i hate gardening
  18. R

    Stupid question about RCDs

    If we have a double pole RCD which is, let's say 30mA 80A, will it trip in an overload situation above 80A in a similar manner to an 80A incomer? Or is it just 'rated' at 80A in the same way a switch may be rated at 6A or whatever? I'm sure it's a dumb question that I should know the answer to...
  19. O

    Timber frame probly stupid question

    on a timber framed house how are ring main circuits run , ie in external walls are they taken up through horizontal timbers of the ceiling voids and then run through vertical timbers socket to socket. only asking as the 1 copy of building regs explained states that horizontal timbers must not be...
  20. A

    I know I'm stupid but give me a break

    Just run a switched 1 amp spur for a light off a kitchen ring. Load goes to a wall switch and back to a socket for a plug in led driver. Testing it out I get 38v/50 hz at the socket. Why? what's happening guys? Could this be apparent voltage on the neutral and the live isn't working...

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