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Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in Court Monday Morning." On Monday, The Judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend." ? "Well, Your Honour, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "Seventeen people,? That's wonderful. How did you do it." ? "I used a diagram, Your Honour. I drew two circles like this: O o. Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," says the judge. Then he turns to the second guy. "And how did you do." ? "Well, Your Honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "Wow," ! says the judge. "156 people, ! How did you manage to do that." ? "Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy says. |
"I drew two circles like This, o 0 Then I pointed to the Small Circle and said, ''This is your ------- before going to Prison." |
that's bloody gross!
This thread is getting worse, maybe its time for my return. I will ponder on it.lol its the pic that makes it yellow, thats a blister that didnt pop
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling," replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You liar! You've been playing golf!"
Be even worse when she reads this one.I play golf and my wife has access to this thread......
Dont give her any ideas please.... Already in the dog house today for scratching her car...... Only thing I'm going to get tonight is the "cold shoulder".
and you live where ???Hello Specs, this is Mrs. M and my reply:-
Paul M has been on top of me many of times in bed whilst I inspect the ceiling, I have never moaned yet????
Paul M for one week of the month has the strongest wrists in the land????
Paul M in bed is not that bad but my sisters says he is great????
Paul M, how the hell has he became a Mod? I'm great-full, he spends more time with you lot these days than he does with me thank God!
Mrs. M :rofl:
Rob sent me that one tooI was having sex with a bird last night when she said, "Do you think I'm tight?"
"Yes." I panted, "You're the tightest I've ever had."
"You really think so?" She gushed.
"Yes." I replied, "None of the other women I've been with wore Primark knickers."
Well, I have a real life mate called Rob who is borderline insane. Then there's Specs (also known as )Who the bloody hell is Rob? !
'Borderline insane'.Well, I have a real life mate called Rob who is borderline insane. Then there's Specs (also known as )
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