Am I going mad or am I not????

[telectrix]

OI. leave my bloody teeth alone. they may be tobacco /beer stained, but at least they are my own,

 

[Squid]

Wot terrible teeth for someone so young.
Tels are more whiter I'm led to believe.

Keeps then in a glass on the bedside table I bet as well..........

 

[Squid]

Your vacuum cleaner must be broken as well, tsk

Get the family to sit on the sofa, ooooops I found a photo of yours......... ;o))))))

 

[Squid]

Those pictures just poped into me hands .from my hiden stesh.

;o)))

 

[Charlie_]

Let’s get it in the for sale forum

 

[gnuuser]

Looks like the leather has been vinyl coated.

vinyl coated leather! commonly used in furniture is over processed to swell it and make it more porous for adhesion of the vinyl.
pure leather also has a distinctive smell to it and is substantially stronger
its downside is that it needs occasionally oiled or saddle soaped to keep it pliable.
(work leather craft as a hobby!)

 

[brianmoooore]

Waft a flame from a lighter against it. Will not affect the surface if leather. Will wrinkle if not.