Any body behind the door

[buzzlightyear]

i had call today and a very good customer rings can you come quick .now you thinking with dirty minds .i told them i will try and hurry and get to you quick.
Now this customer has a hotel
So i knocks on the door .so the customer opens the main door and a load of timber propt up against the door .
Why is the timber there me asked .
Customer said the the door entry was not working .and .the door release has stopped working looking at the exit button from there looking down and non fuse spur feeding. the door entry system was away from the box and the fuse out .he had put the timbers there to stop any body coming through the door considering all power was off and no power for the magnet to engage.
so i then had a look at the cu looked up at the rcd not in up position it off and now on
i went the customer how long has it been off 8 hours he said and you have been guarding the door all the time .me LoL.

 

[oracle]

Careful ,sounds like the Bogeyman!

 

[Pete999]

Used to be on call when I worked for MOD (N) in Bath got called out one evening to the house that the Farmer was give when he flogged the land to MOD, nice gaff, what's up I asked, Daughter has locked herself in the Lounge, and bust the door handle. Crikey she must be a big Lass to bust a door handle, anyway screwdriver sorted problem out, soon had the door open, No Daughter all windows shut, nothing apart from the poor dead Dog, I legged it pretty Smartish, never knew what happened, never bothered to find out either, odd people them Farmers, my Mrs wouldn't believe me, wanted to know if I had stopped off at the local Pub on the way home.