Conduit bender..

[shanky887614]

You got it in one pet ........ It's bad enough that the bloody idiot managed to fall in the first place, but it's something else when he was so stupid as to not know how to land properly.

I'm speechless ..... almost!!

ive lost count of the amount of idiots ive seen that have tried to break there fall with there hands. the only thing you break doing this is your wrist.

use fore arm for gods sake or land on feet. i did that the other week.

a pair of steps slipped underneight me on icy roof and grazed both shins on the bloody things before landing on me feet

 

[Geordie Spark]

ive lost count of the amount of idiots ive seen that have tried to break there fall with there hands. the only thing you break doing this is your wrist.

use fore arm for gods sake or land on feet. i did that the other week.

a pair of steps slipped underneight me on icy roof and grazed both shins on the bloody things before landing on me feet

I agree - and don't forget to relax and roll - but this idiot that I had the misfortune to sire landed on his heid.

If he'd landed on his arse THEN he may - just may - have hurt himself!!

 

[shanky887614]

I agree - and don't forget to relax and roll - but this idiot that I had the misfortune to sire landed on his heid.

If he'd landed on his arse THEN he may - just may - have hurt himself!!

ah his head is up his arse i see:biggrin5:

 

[Geordie Spark]

ah his head is up his arse i see:biggrin5:

It's more likely to be up his boyfriends arse.

 

[tidyboiler]

It's more likely to be up his boyfriends arse.

Ah so that's how he got back from horsepickle............. "bend over and I'll drive yer home"................:ciappa:

 

[Geordie Spark]

Ah so that's how he got back from horsepickle............. "bend over and I'll drive yer home"................:ciappa:

It was a taxi apparently .... but I don't know who arranged or paid for it.

 

[tidyboiler]

It was a taxi apparently .... but I don't know who arranged or paid for it.

Probably the Dale Winton North East taxi company......... and I can bet your boll***s you know who paid for it!!

 

[SirKit Breaker]

Fill it with sand, and bend it round your knee........well hard!

 

[shanky887614]

Fill it with sand, and bend it round your knee........well hard!

or round the neck of the nearest person availible

 

[Brightspark2]

a pair of steps slipped underneight me on icy roof

Sounds safe...how could anything of gone wrong lol...

 

[CSEE]

I have got one of these made by ideal and it bends stainless too. Handy little tool

 

[Geordie Spark]

I have got one of these made by ideal and it bends stainless too. Handy little tool

I wish I could say the same for my idiot son. :dead:

 

[tidyboiler]

I wish I could say the same for my idiot son. :dead:

Which one?............... :rofl:
:hanged:

 

[Geordie Spark]

Which one?............... :rofl:
:hanged:

Now that you mention it, probably both of them - though one of them is handy with the Hoover and feather duster.

 

[monkeyelectric]

Now that you mention it, probably both of them - though one of them is handy with the Hoover and feather duster.

We don't want to know what he gets up to in the bedroom

 

[Geordie Spark]

We don't want to know what he gets up to in the bedroom

Well that one has a job as a chambermaid (or Room Attendant as he likes to be called) at one of the Travelodge places, which I find a bit disappointing, but at least he got off his arse & found himself a job which is more than can be said of his bone idle scrounging brother.