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[OnlQQker]

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[OnlQQker]

Maybe a comma would of helped

 

[DPG]

Maybe a comma would of helped



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Would have helped

 

[littlespark]

Anyone watching the jubilee concert on BBC1?

Duran Duran still think it’s 1984 and Simon le Bon channeling the spirit of Freddie Starr.

Prince George looking bored half the time, but not as bored as the woman behind him.

George Ezra not singing the lyrics to his most recent song…. “Better throw a party on the day that I die
Yeh…. Awkward!

More highlights to come

 

[Dustydazzler]

Anyone watching the jubilee concert on BBC1?

Duran Duran still think it’s 1984 and Simon le Bon channeling the spirit of Freddie Starr.

Prince George looking bored half the time, but not as bored as the woman behind him.

George Ezra not singing the lyrics to his most recent song…. “Better throw a party on the day that I die
Yeh…. Awkward!

More highlights to come

All feels kind of weird throwing a party for the Queen and she isn't there

 

[littlespark]

All feels kind of weird throwing a party for the Queen and she isn't there

Didn’t you see the start? She’s inside with Paddington Bear.

She suffers from “episodic mobility issues” or something….. so I’m not surprised she can’t go to everything this weekend.

 

[DPG]

The Paddington sketch was brilliant. And who knew her majesty kept a spare marmalade sandwich eh.

Rod Stewart, Jason Donovan - good stuff. Prince Charles' speech was very good.

And the stage setup/lighting/drones were amazing.

The George Ezra song is like something a 5 year old has written. And someone said Craig David was there, but I didn't see it. I can never understand how he is as famous as he is.

 

[littlespark]

The Paddington sketch was brilliant. And who knew her majesty kept a spare marmalade sandwich eh.

Rod Stewart, Jason Donovan - good stuff. Prince Charles' speech was very good.

And the stage setup/lighting/drones were amazing.

The George Ezra song is like something a 5 year old has written. And someone said Craig David was there, but I didn't see it. I can never understand how he is as famous as he is.

Craig David was there, early on.... Diana Ross should have stayed at home.... Hardly a headline act.
Queen (the band) opened the show, Diversity were actually good when they aren't pushing the BLM message.
Lee Mack's microphone had a massive echo and Sam Ryder needs a haircut now.

 

[Mike Johnson]

Have to admit I had to look up who Graig David was, and I am still none the wiser everything written about him has passed me by, seems I am lucky.

I can only think that Diana Ross is a favourite of the Queen, she certainly is not a headline act anymore.

I am now going to look up who Sam Ryder is.

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[littlespark]

marmalade.... paddington eats marmalade...

Its Pooh bear that eats honey.

or Eeyore.... I cant believe that now Winnie the Pooh is in the public domain, someone has created a horror film about him.

Winnie the Pooh horror turns Piglet and Pooh into sick serial killers

Fans of Winnie the Pooh have reacted with horror this morning after discovering the family favourite is to be made into a horror movie in which Pooh and Piglet become sick serial killers.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[OnlQQker]

marmalade.... paddington eats marmalade...

Its Pooh bear that eats honey.

or Eeyore.... I cant believe that now Winnie the Pooh is in the public domain, someone has created a horror film about him.

Winnie the Pooh horror turns Piglet and Pooh into sick serial killers

Fans of Winnie the Pooh have reacted with horror this morning after discovering the family favourite is to be made into a horror movie in which Pooh and Piglet become sick serial killers.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Thanks

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[littlespark]

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Debunked as a fake several years ago now.

There’s loads of these “you had one job!” collections of photos… and loads of them have been made up

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[littlespark]

Funniest Facebook post of the year so far.

“FFS. People moan about "chattering women". The workmen outside our house sound like a flock of screeching, touretty geese ”

 

[Mike Johnson]

And I suspect they had to raise their voice's to be hear above the blaring radio.

 

[littlespark]

“No….. BISSSKITS is not a valid Scrabble word!”

 

[littlespark]

littlesparks holiday. Featuring the smallest barbecue on the planet….

 

[littlespark]

Can you spot my caravan?





I’ll give you another few minutes…..







Of course…. It had to be

 

[littlespark]

Watching countdown just now and no one suggested the 7 letter word REWIRES…. Does that mean it’s not a real word?
Where’s that dictionary?

I spent ten years and didn’t realise a TOURER wasn’t the right word for a towable caravan.


Another word not in the dictionary is GULLIBLE.

 

[DPG]

Watching countdown just now and no one suggested the 7 letter word REWIRES…. Does that mean it’s not a real word?
Where’s that dictionary?

I spent ten years and didn’t realise a TOURER wasn’t the right word for a towable caravan.


Another word not in the dictionary is GULLIBLE.

What's the real term for a towable caravan?

 

[littlespark]

What's the real term for a towable caravan?

We called them tourers, I suppose a shortened version of “touring caravan”

I know what everyone else calls them, but I’m far too polite to repeat here.

 

[DPG]

We called them tourers, I suppose a shortened version of “touring caravan”

I know what everyone else calls them, but I’m far too polite to repeat here.

Ah I thought you meant tourer wasn't the right word. I may have misunderstood. Ah or missed the joke! Is it the weekend yet?

 

[littlespark]

Ah I thought you meant tourer wasn't the right word. I may have misunderstood. Ah or missed the joke! Is it the weekend yet?

Exactly
“Tourer” isn’t in the dictionary…. And from my earlier post “rewires” doesn’t appear to be in either…. Or the Countdown experts completely missed it.

 

[DPG]

Exactly
“Tourer” isn’t in the dictionary…. And from my earlier post “rewires” doesn’t appear to be in either…. Or the Countdown experts completely missed it.

Go to love this place for learning stuff

 

[Mike Johnson]

I thought it was European term as in Grand Tourer (GT) cars?

 

[littlespark]

TOURER. not in the Oxford English Dictionary.
TOURING. Is.

REWIRES is…. As in the plural of a rewire. So Countdown missed it.

GULLIBLE. Was a joke.

 

[DPG]

TOURER. not in the Oxford English Dictionary.
TOURING. Is.

REWIRES is…. As in the plural of a rewire. So Countdown missed it.

GULLIBLE. Was a joke.

Blimy are you still going on? Is it raining or something?

 

[littlespark]

Blimy are you still going on? Is it raining or something?

Just wasting time inbetween trying to light the bbq again….

 

[OnlQQker]

 

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Can you spot my caravan?

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Sure you have an arrow pointing to it so it's a bit easy

 

[littlespark]

Saw a training provider advert on Facebook.
What is the electrician doing bottom left?
Zoom in, if you can’t see it.

 

[DPG]

Saw a training provider advert on Facebook.
What is the electrician doing bottom left?
Zoom in, if you can’t see it.

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It'll be a model in a staged photoshoot, by a photographer that hasn't got a clue a out how sockets fit together.

 

[Dustydazzler]

He some how has managed to get the back box out with the socket front still attached , that takes some proper skills

 

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[OnlQQker]

Maybe he wasn't such a bad teacher after all

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