"Other than believing in the validity of a United Kingdom on purely philosophical grounds, my opinion is that if you Scots wanted to go then you all should have voted to go"
So, let me see if I've got this right. You fully and unreservedly accept all responsibility for the worst excesses of the Tory government, right. If you didn't, you wouldn't have voted them in.
"Are you fed up with subsidising free prescription costs blah, blah, blah..."
Simple request. Please supply the figures which suggest that you subsidise one penny of the aforementioned. I won't hold my breath. Of course, it's an easy and popular lie to sell.
Scotland has 8.4% of the UK population, 32% of the land mass and in 2012–2013 generated 9.1% (£53.1bn) of UK tax revenues, and received 9.3% (£65.2bn) of UK spending back from Westminster. In 2012–2013, this amounted to a budget deficit of 8.3% of GDP, higher than the UK's overall budget deficit for the same period of 7.3% of GDP including a geographic share of North Sea oil.
"Oh yes and let me just say that Devonport Dockyard would only be too happy to accept the role as the English and Welsh base for our nuclear submarine fleet."
If you'd thought that one out a bit, you wouldn't have embarrassed yourself so badly. Milford Haven maybe, but Devonport is a non-starter.
"a thorn in the political Arse of the U.K."
This is another one I love. You are aware, are you not, that the existence of the UK is predicated on the Union of the Parliaments? People like you always like to talk as if Scotland is a kind of adjunct to the UK. If Scotland leaves, it is no longer the UK, so you won't have to worry about it picking thorns out of it arse.