Flat Earth believers.....

[Spoon]

Just going through FaceBook and a couple are having a discussion about the earth being flat. One thinks the global earth is just a conspiracy.
Being that's it's Friday and nearly the weekend I though I would ask if there are any on the forum that also believe the world is flat.

 

[Pete999]

Just going through FaceBook and a couple are having a discussion about the earth being flat. One thinks the global earth is just a conspiracy.
Being that's it's Friday and nearly the weekend I though I would ask if there are any on the forum that also believe the world is flat.

Don't know about flat, but it is fxxked

 

[telectrix]

course it's flat. and square. remember somewhere in the OT ....."all the 4 corners of the earth", if it were a globe, it wouldn't have corners. and a straight line would not be straight, it would be banana.

obviously a cheap copy of the Borg collective. that's a cube.

 

[Pete E]

Just going through FaceBook and a couple are having a discussion about the earth being flat. One thinks the global earth is just a conspiracy.
Being that's it's Friday and nearly the weekend I though I would ask if there are any on the forum that also believe the world is flat.

If he thinks the worlds flat, he has obviously never been to Wales!

 

[Pete999]

If he thinks the worlds flat, he has obviously never been to Wales!

Would he want to?

 

[telectrix]

hmmm. wales. has a couple of Zits it calls mountains.

 

[Spoon]

If he thinks the worlds flat, he has obviously never been to Wales!

It was a 'She' that thought the world was flat.
I was just wondering, if its flat then how thick is it?

 

[The Ghost]

Whether the world is flat or round...Do people not see there are far more important issues to deal with /sigh!

 

[Pete999]

Whether the world is flat or round...Do people not see there are far more important issues to deal with /sigh!

Spoilsport

 

[Spoon]

Whether the world is flat or round...Do people not see there are far more important issues to deal with /sigh!

Like if you should have cheese cake or banoffee pie for desert???

 

[Pete999]

Got a better one Friday is shopping day, and there is always an argument about will it be Tesco or Sainsbury's, the later always wins on Pension day

 

[The Ghost]

No no no, I mean important things like what is the next gadget/tool I can buy, tut!

 

[Spoon]

I now have got myself thinking about cake...

 

[Pete999]

No no no, I mean important things like what is the next gadget/tool I can buy, tut!

With you now Mate, I saw an advert for a worx battery driver that has a screw holder, reckon today's shopping trip will be via LIDL they sell Worx stuff, or is it Aldi, decisions, decisions.

 

[telectrix]

are cakes round or flat though?

 

[Pete999]

are cakes round or flat though?

Mrs Pete 999's cakes are hard, does that count?

 

[telectrix]

With you now Mate, I saw an advert for a worx battery driver that has a screw holder, reckon today's shopping trip will be via LIDL they sell Worx stuff, or is it Aldi, decisions, decisions.

workzone are aldi. i bought the 18Vnice tool for small jobs. and 3 year guarantee so keep your receipt.

 

[David M]

No no no, I mean important things like what is the next gadget/tool I can buy, tut!

ooh... no that means work!

 

[Spoon]

With you now Mate, I saw an advert for a worx battery driver that has a screw holder, reckon today's shopping trip will be via LIDL they sell Worx stuff, or is it Aldi, decisions, decisions.

That's why I don't mind going to B&Q to check out the tool section. Just looking or course.. Hardly every buy anything.

 

[The Ghost]

No you just gloat in the mancave with them all

 

[Spoon]

No no no, I mean important things like what is the next gadget/tool I can buy, tut!

ooh... no that means work!

@Vortigern must be a workaholic.... unless he has a kinky room in his house and the 'gadgers/tools' are other things...

 

[The Ghost]

Mind you I just bought a try square. Draper version nice beech handle and brass edging. Very disappointed though. Splits in the stock and filler around the rivets. Took photes and sent a stinky letter to them. On the other hand bought a Nebo "BIGlarry" led torch and it started to go on and off intermittently, got in touch with the people who distribute them and they will send a new one out straight away so thats good.
EDIT; I do love working though I must say.

 

[David M]

Mind you I just bought a try square. Draper version nice beech handle and brass edging. Very disappointed though. Splits in the stock and filler around the rivets. Took photes and sent a stinky letter to them. On the other hand bought a Nebo "BIGlarry" led torch and it started to go on and off intermittently, got in touch with the people who distribute them and they will send a new one out straight away so thats good.

You need to get out more, or let out more!

 

[David M]

No you just gloat in the mancave with them all

Polishing your tool?

 

[The Ghost]

Must be blinded by the simplicity of complaint procedures
Now now @David M

 

[Pete E]

hmmm. wales. has a couple of Zits it calls mountains.

We've pinched that much land off the English, we've had to stack it!

 

[telectrix]

have to hand it to the welsh for innovation. whilst trying to flatten Snowdon, they managed to recycle most of the spoil to replace their straw roofs.

 

[Spoon]

I like the welsh. Then again I like everyone......... except for southerners of course. No one likes them... not even southerners...

 

[Squid]

No no no, I mean important things like what is the next gadget/tool I can buy, tut!

I can sell you a tool to measure the earths circumference.

 

[Squid]

They are the same ones that believe Electricians are on £100k per year.......

 

[Pete999]

That's why I don't mind going to B&Q to check out the tool section. Just looking or course.. Hardly every buy anything.

Yeah right!!!!

 

[Spoon]

Yeah right!!!!

I don't buy stuff.. The kids nick all my money.
Recently been to dentist. Buggered tooth. £700 to fix or £50 to pull. £50 it was..

 

[Squid]

Loose a few more teeth spoon and t'll be like contraception to your missus......... ;o))))))))))

 

[David M]

We've pinched that much land off the English, we've had to stack it!

That's what we like you to think. Truth is we let you keep all the useless stuff.

 

[static zap]

I like Borg Cube , resistance is futile .
( flat earth for those that don't travel much )
Wonder if they have satellite TV , or use GPS?
Must know where to buy sky hooks !

 

[Pete999]

Well it must be flat, I was coming home from the Pub the other night and fell off the edge, no wait that was the ditch I fell into, came too and thought I had been assimilated into the collective, got assimilated when I got home mind you.

 

[Spoon]

Loose a few more teeth spoon and t'll be like contraception to your missus......... ;o))))))))))

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Have you been stalking me mate...

 

[Spoon]

Loose a few more teeth spoon and t'll be like contraception to your missus......... ;o))))))))))

I've had the snip... Virtually ran there after we had our second kid....

 

[Pete999]

Have you been stalking me mate...

Aye up a scandal brewing on the forum.

 

[Squid]

I've had the snip... Virtually ran there after we had our second kid....

I bet you didn't run back though............

Did you ask the wife where the other two came from though after you had the snip? ;o)))))))

 

[Spoon]

I bet you didn't run back though............

Did you ask the wife where the other two came from though after you had the snip? ;o)))))))

No, I was walking round like John Wayne for a couple of days.

The storks bring them, silly....

 

[Pete999]

I bet you didn't run back though............

Did you ask the wife where the other two came from though after you had the snip? ;o)))))))

Silly, hey come from the maturation chamber, outside of the sick bay, deck 15

 

[Squid]

No, I was walking round like John Wayne for a couple of days.

The storks bring them, silly....

I know the feeling, ouch!!!!

If they are blonde, blue eyed and extremely good looking then I could be a suspect..... ;o))))))

 

[Squid]

Silly, hey come from the maturation chamber, outside of the sick bay, deck 15

Are your hands trembling as I think you may have meant masturbation chamber ;o)))))

 

[Spoon]

If they are blonde, blue eyed and extremely good looking then I could be a suspect..... ;o))))))

If you have ----- I think I would cop off with you.... You sound fit..

They are good looking.

 

[Squid]

Most members on here have moobs..........

 

[Pete999]

Are your hands trembling as I think you may have meant masturbation chamber ;o)))))

No didn't mean that

 

[Percyprod]

If the Earth is flat, can it be re inflated or re charged?

 

[Spoon]

If the Earth is flat, can it be re inflated or re charged?

Depends on how big of a poof you are...... I mean 'have'

 

[static zap]

If the Earth is flat, can it be re inflated or re charged?

They have already tried , but that "Unpronounceable -volcano" Let the gas back out
and spoilt quite a few holiday plans !