forum members wife requires electrician

[Phil]

been asked by a wife of a forum member to post a thread for help.
her downstairs light is not working and has not been for some time accordingly. I think its a case of her wanting to shame him into doing it now :willy_nilly:

she said no doubt he will jump onto the thread to excuse himself for not doing it etc etc.

btw sorry for posting this but don`t :rifle: the messenger

 

[brucelee]

Phil whose wife has been giving you inside information mate lol its not mine as all our lights work lol

 

[Guest123]

NAME & SHAME!!!!!!!!!!!! :wings:

 

[Phil]

I could not possibly name or shame anyone
PAUL M

 

[Phil]

paul m

 

[Phil]

Phil whose wife has been giving you inside information mate lol its not mine as all our lights work lol

tut tut tut he is in for some grief now

 

[Guest123]

I could not possibly name or shame anyone
PAUL M

Right, I'm off to twitter!!!!!!!!:stuart:

 

[Spudnik]

I had a feeling it was him before i scrolled down

 

[brucelee]

I was also thinking paul lol but thought i would leave the name and shaming to Phil lol
I have three outside lights that need sorting dont tell anyone lol

 

[Phil]

I thought I would spare him a few blushes and drop in in here rather than in "electrician wanted"
twitter is calling

 

[Des 56]

Put his job on my Hammer

 

[Paul.M]

Ok, ok, ok I'll fix the bloody thing tomorrow. Today has been my first day off in 3 weeks and I used some of it to put up a PIR light in the back garden in conduit. Dark mornings and me tripping up over flower pots whilst carrying tool box, drills etc not good.

Thanks Mrs M for telling Phil to prompt me to fix it (ill get my own back on you both).

Also thanks to Lenny for making me laugh in embarrassment. He put up a tweet saying a lady in my area needed her d/s light fixing and like a fool (and without seeing this thread) I replied "pass her my number and I'll sort it out for her". Hook, line and sinker.

 

[Paul.M]

Doh, just remembered I've just sent lenny a pm saying thanks and here is my number. I think she already has it lol.









What a tool .

 

[Paul.M]

I'm on my way luv

 

[Guest123]

Where's Noel Edmunds when you need him.......

 

[Paul.M]

I've just shown Mrs M this thread and my reply on twitter. Phsl at me. A good wind up gents but a but unfair. What chance did I have against a super mod and a mod with inside information .

A good laugh first thing on a Monday morning, cheers gents.

 

[kung]

Ear Lenny is that Noels hand under her right ! Good job my mrs cant get on here or she'd be telling you all about the strange fault that happens just after she winds me up when he soaps are just starting ! the sockets keep going off intermittently ! well its not a fault its just me doing my rcd trip tests !

 

[Phil]

well I guess its getting fixed now for her I will post up any developments

 

[telectrix]

Put his job on my Hammer

i'll fix it for £5 and a brew. LOL.

 

[Phil]

i'll fix it for £5 and a brew. LOL.

right that does it im starting a company near chester and using tel to subcontract im off to get some just add water brews mate and a kettle.

 

[telectrix]

hope the kettle's been PAT tested, otherwise the taste is yuk.

 

[Phil]

hope the kettle's been PAT tested, otherwise the taste is yuk.

pat tested? is that one of those stickers that you stick on and do a signature that you can`t read? if so yes its pat tested

 

[Paul.M]

Pat test on my = Switch on at the plug, led comes on, fill with water, turn on and if it boils the water without taking the rcd out it passes .

Update on d/s hall light. Still not fixed it yet, just got in and Stella is calling my name whilst doing paperwork. I'll put a torch next to the front door in the mean time lol.

 

[Phil]

Pat test on my = Switch on at the plug, led comes on, fill with water, turn on and if it boils the water without taking the rcd out it passes .

Update on d/s hall light. Still not fixed it yet, just got in and Stella is calling my name whilst doing paperwork. I'll put a torch next to the front door in the mean time lol.

what good is a torch she won`t be able to see it in the dark get some of that illuminous paint slapped on the wall

 

[supasparxs]

Pat test on my = Switch on at the plug, led comes on, fill with water, turn on and if it boils the water without taking the rcd out it passes .
.

How can we have cowboys like this in the forum,
you forgot the most important part of testing a kettle, it involves, a mug, tea bag, milk and sugar

come on guys play the game right, if your going to do a job do it right

 

[supasparxs]

Update on d/s hall light. Still not fixed it yet, just got in and Stella is calling my name whilst doing paperwork. I'll put a torch next to the front door in the mean time lol.

don't tell my missus about this forum, tis only 7 years to rewire the house, but I'm nearly finished
just need to complete the ring-main in the lounge