game for a laugh

[buzzlightyear]

just for laughs so here it goes ,went on holiday abroad to Germany with the brother in law and sister in law few years ago so we all went out for a few drinks , after we all got in to the hotel and started to go to the bedroom to settle in bed ,so just for laughs i decided to ring his room and then started imitating a German manager asking him what would he like for breakfast would he like scrambled egg or egg with soldiers and would he like bacon has well ,and brother in law asked could he have poached eggs with the beacon ,and then told him when you go to the restaurant in the morning tell them your room number and the butler will serve you right away .now this restaurant was self service .so he went in sat the table waiting for a butler services .
so me now sat the same table looking at the brother in law are you not going to get your food ,now he looked at me i have a butler serving me ,me now p**ing me self laughing what a butler service yes he said the manger rang me up last night . what a plonker .

 

[littlespark]

And he's still speaking to you, is he?

 

[telectrix]

but did you mention the War? that could have been a giveaway.

 

[buzzlightyear]

And he's still speaking to you, is he

sadly passed away this year ,and sadly missed . great times .I can see him now on a ship going to Europe when he walked in the cabin ,and shouted theirs no beds In here ,me what you talking about ,walking's in pulled the bunk bed down from the top you and the wifey need to sleep up their, he shouted I'm not climbing up their with her and then decided to pull the bottom bunk out ,im still p**ing me self now .

 

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