good wkend?

[markc123]

You better run fatboy. Im way outta your league son but you can dream your lincoln city status im chelsea remember that

Dear Sar,

Your right leg would like to know whether it's possible to reunite it with the left one?

 

[Silly Sausage]

How an earth has this suddenly turned on me lol

It's just a natural gift you have! :smilielol5:

 

[Silly Sausage]

Dear Sar,

Your right leg would like to know whether it's possible to reunite it with the left one?

Hahaha...bury her in a Y shaped coffin!
Classic

 

[Sarz11]

So Sarz is back. Can't see this one spanning 10 pages though. You been getting bombarded with pm's by any chance. Marc remember play it cool. Lol.

Hahaha i never left. you want to bet son?! Oh yeh i cant see for the amount of penis in my inbox. Marcs past that stage im doing him for sexual harassment hahahahaha int that right MARK

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Hahaha...bury her in a Y shaped coffin!
Classic

as long as its pink!!!!

 

[Sarz11]

Dear mark

**** begins with a c ends with a t not sure youl be able to get it though might be too complex

Love sar

 

[dazza1981]

hey this has turned into sparky facebook but its funny as ### lol

 

[Guest55]

hmm , theres alot of people talkin trash round here.....

and i want in on it !

;-)

my week end was a fairly quiet one really , with just my crack pipe & 4 hookers , nothin crazy , trying to save cash to get my gin palace yacht in monaco refitted.
:-D

 

[Sarz11]

hey this has turned into sparky facebook but its funny as ### lol

i hate fb i prefer sparkys your my sort of people

 

[dazza1981]

when you say fb i take it you mean facebook and not f#k buddy???

 

[markc123]

i hate fb i prefer sparkys your my sort of people

It's just a shame you've got the brain capacity of a plumber.

 

[Sarz11]

hmm , theres alot of people talkin trash round here.....

and i want in on it !

;-)

my week end was a fairly quiet one really , with just my crack pipe & 4 hookers , nothin crazy , trying to save cash to get my gin palace yacht in monaco refitted.
:-D

Well that was rude why wasnt i invited?! Phhhhh. Dont waste your money il clearly come round show you a better time in exvhange for some experience with electrics. Now that is an offer you cant refuse come on. Apart frim i may want gorilla present just because hes amazing and offers to cook for me equality and all that

 

[Sarz11]

It's just a shame you've got the brain capacity of a plumber.

Wel get on ok then?!

 

[markc123]

Wel get on ok then?!

Yep...if i drop my standards.

 

[Sarz11]

when you say fb i take it you mean facebook and not f#k buddy???

Ah hahahaha no why is that an offer? What league you in are we even compatible?.your a trivial pursuit boy and im a twister sort of girl

 

[7029 dave]

Sarz, so anyway seeing that this is an Electricians forum, what if any electrical experience have you had?.

 

[Sarz11]

Yep...if i drop my standards.

My my you cant keep away can you..... tailing me again mark theres alteady an injunction dont push it

 

[MDJ]

My my you cant keep away can you..... tailing me again mark theres alteady an injunction dont push it

He's like a teenager with his tonue hanging out, He just needs a good cuddle and you will win his heart.

 

[Sarz11]

Sarz, so anyway seeing that this is an Electricians forum, what if any electrical experience have you had?.

None thats why im trying to get some well i have soon im a virgin sparky and have just started. Got any tips (genuinely)

 

[Silly Sausage]

It's just a shame you've got the brain capacity of a plumber.

As vacuous as an expansion tank?

 

[Sarz11]

He's like a teenager with his tonue hanging out, He just needs a good cuddle and you will win his heart.

Nah iv got my gorilla little boys dont interest me haha

 

[MDJ]

None thats why im trying to get some well i have soon im a virgin sparky and have just started. Got any tips (genuinely)

Yes, when you eventually get a job do not get all upset if you get told to make the tean and clean someones kit. Everyone who trains has to do that, well my trainees do, regardless of gender you need to be polite and act professional in front of your bosses customers. When I was a lad I had my testicles painted with cutting paste, was stripped naked and had a condom blown up and stuck on my head and I was tied to a fence for a day, was constantly the tea boy and tool cleaner, it did me no harm. Thinking about that, would you like to be my apprentice lol

 

[7029 dave]

None thats why im trying to get some well i have soon im a virgin sparky and have just started. Got any tips (genuinely)

Go along to your local tech college and enrol on an C&G course in electrical installations that would be a good start!!. lol

 

[Sarz11]

Yes, when you eventually get a job do not get all upset if you get told to make the tean and clean someones kit. Everyone who trains has to do that, well my trainees do, regardless of gender you need to be polite and act professional in front of your bosses customers. When I was a lad I had my testicles painted with cutting paste, was stripped naked and had a condom blown up and stuck on my head and I was tied to a fence for a day, was constantly the tea boy and tool cleaner, it did me no harm. Thinking about that, would you like to be my apprentice lol

Hahahaha do you think i do not know this?! I make awesome tea obv being a girlie. Im a very polite young lady when i want to be i work with families and people remember. Id get my rather small breasts chopped off if i was unprofessional im.not very pc but then the nhs are very bad people at the top bunch of moorons. i will definately make your tea gorilla anytime!!

 

[Sarz11]

Go along to your local tech college and enrol on an C&G course in electrical installations that would be a good start!!. lol

Silly i am doing summat through college started recently. Im just waiting for a list of what i get because iv forgotton and reading all your jargon has confused me and anything i havent got il do after. Is that ok with you?!

 

[danzor]

whats made you pick electrics Sarz?

 

[Megavolt]

Sarz11 what's made you not want to be a nurse. Working in a nice clean hospital.

Cant see you crawling through a loft or under a house getting covered in ****e.

 

[Silly Sausage]

I worked in a Psychiatric Hospital as a Nursing Assistant once, High Royds some on here will know it, fascinating job!

 

[Sarz11]

whats made you pick electrics Sarz?

Well isnt that nice that someone is askin a nice question. I always wanted to do it since left school and just thought **** it get on with it sar. Ever felt you aint done anything with your life? Dont say yes as ypur a sparky haha. Well thats how i feel and people say blah blah blah regarding being a qualified nurse etc and yeh i get that done it for seven years but i like a challenge and think this would suit me down to the ground everything about it as a trade i like the thought of so yeah um probably bored you to sleep with my life story hahaha least youl sleep well

 

[Sarz11]

I worked in a Psychiatric Hospital as a Nursing Assistant once, High Royds some on here will know it, fascinating job!

Did you really?! Im impressed this job lacks in males!!! I was told a lot of males with a psychiatric nursing background change to an electrician dont know why interesting though! im like a bloke in every way part from my outer jaha my sisters same

 

[Sarz11]

Sarz11 what's made you not want to be a nurse. Working in a nice clean hospital.

Cant see you crawling through a loft or under a house getting covered in ****e.

It wasnt that i didnt want to be a nurse im an awesome job check my success rate natural but i want to be an electrician it definately isnt money orientated. Y not?! I love getting dirrty and am a very practical person. Clean hospital?! Hahaha not sure where your being treated let me know though and il make sure i get on their books hajaha

 

[HandySparks]

I worked in a Psychiatric Hospital as a Nursing Assistant once, High Royds some on here will know it, fascinating job!

I prefer the original name: West Riding Pauper Lunatic Asylum

High Royds Hospital - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Even had its own railway, as did many large institutions.

 

[Sarz11]

I prefer the original name: West Riding Pauper Lunatic Asylum

High Royds Hospital - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Even had its own railway, as did many large institutions.

yeh where i grew up it was rauceby hospital and had big grounds etc. There is a railway there hehe. Some bad practice in them days but also some very good and lack of paperwork how i understand it. I did not become a nurse to study english!!!! been there done that dropped out whoops

 

[Silly Sausage]

Even had its own railway, as did many large institutions.

Ha, I did a school project type thing back in 72/3, when I was about 12 or 13 on that!
(I'm from round them parts)

 

[MDJ]

".......

 

[Sarz11]

".......

Something to do with a blonde by any chance?!

 

[MDJ]

Something to do with a blonde by any chance?!

No not at all

 

[onions1066]

".......

You happy with my new avatar

 

[Sarz11]

".......

Think the "a" is a mistake

 

[MDJ]

You happy with my new avatar

Yes very good

 

[onions1066]

If you watch it long enough it blinks

 

[Silly Sausage]

You happy with my new avatar

Brings tears to my eyes.

 

[Sarz11]

Ha, I did a school project type thing back in 72/3, when I was about 12 or 13 on that!
(I'm from round them parts)

Hahahaha no way. What a weird school project but how cool haha. Are you?! Grantham.born (shhhh) sleaford raised (even more shhhhhhh) moved at 21ish to taunton then wiltshire :0)

 

[Megavolt]

It wasnt that i didnt want to be a nurse im an awesome job check my success rate natural but i want to be an electrician it definately isnt money orientated. Y not?! I love getting dirrty and am a very practical person. Clean hospital?! Hahaha not sure where your being treated let me know though and il make sure i get on their books hajaha

Lol. Good luck with it.

Might be worth putting a better pic up as with the current one suspect you will get loads of interviews just to see if you are real and not some dirty old man hoping to score with one of these lot.

Just see it now you send me a pic first

))

 

[Sarz11]

No not at all

Oh im.disappointed gorilla hahaha whats the answer then im still waiting. Im always waiting for ypu stop playing hard to get!!

 

[MDJ]

Lol. Good luck with it.

Might be worth putting a better pic up as with the current one suspect you will get loads of interviews just to see if you are real and not some queer hoping to score with one of these lot.

Just see it now you send me a pic first

))

I'm hoping she puts a topless shot up as her avatar

 

[MDJ]

Oh im.disappointed gorilla hahaha whats the answer then im still waiting. Im always waiting for ypu stop playing hard to get!!

I like to keep the ladies waiting, well okay they normally wait laughing lol

 

[Sarz11]

Lol. Good luck with it.

Might be worth putting a better pic up as with the current one suspect you will get loads of interviews just to see if you are real and not some queer hoping to score with one of these lot.

Just see it now you send me a pic first

))

ahhhhb but you ate mistaking me for someone who cares. Haha. If people dont believe who i am there not worth my time and il learn off the more genuine trustworthy ppl. I am who i am and christina aguilera was my idol i was proud of that outfit took me ages to get it all and cost. Chaps are blooming expensive!!! iv just put pics up from wkend have one of them cheeky haha there not very exciting photos are a girlie thing i think. Theres probably some haters forum on here someone regarding me some men are worse than a load of women at bingo pure bitchy but hey im like a rhino me. Im here to learn which i am and thank the helpful ppl for that and meet fellow sparkys

 

[markc123]

If you watch it long enough it blinks

Who's the lovely member laid down that you're chopping up?

Say me, and i'll ...'do u, u ****'

Appologies for the language, however i know onions reply will say me, so its warranted

 

[Sarz11]

I'm hoping she puts a topless shot up as her avatar

You would be thoroughly disappointed as im definately no page three!! Maybe after a boob job haha. Wer not all lucky its genes. In saying that my sisters took after my mum and grandma (sorry mum and oma) and have good sets but then all three are more amazing in every way. If you look after me gorilla il put a bikini pic up in the summer and will come wash your van haha

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I like to keep the ladies waiting, well okay they normally wait laughing lol

Stop teasing me

 

[Sarz11]

Who's the lovely member laid down that you're chopping up?

Say me, and i'll ...'do u, u ****'

Appologies for the language, however i know onions reply will say me, so its warranted

now now children