Great Quotes...............

[Bait Account]

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.

Abraham Lincoln

 

[Nigel]

Show respect, even to people that don’t deserve it. Not as a reflection of their character but as a reflection of yours.

Dave Willis.

 

[ruston]

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[ruston]

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[Silly Sausage]

Aaaaannnd we’ve run out of quotes - good thread Essex!

To finish then ...
Poetry - Rudyard Kipling - If - If you can keep your head when all about you - http://www.davidpbrown.co.uk/poetry/rudyard-kipling.html

 

[Starjack]

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Margaret Atwood

 

[Baddegg]

“The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.”

 

[Baddegg]

“Money is numbers and numbers never end. If it takes money to be happy, your search for happiness will never end”

 

[Bait Account]

The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that's also a hypocrite!

Tennessee Williams

 

[PEG]

Seen some things,man...some stuff...wouldn't recommend it!

Seth Macfarland

 

[Kamikaze]

The misguided shall lead the gullible, and the feebleminded shall inherited the earth.

Nigel Farage

 

[telectrix]

£40 to fixit
£50 if you watch
££70 if you've had a go yourself.

my old man.

 

[rsgaz]

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."

George Best


And, there's a bumper sticker which I found amusing...

"Cool Prius, bro"

-Nobody

 

[Wilko]

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit" Warrant Officer Ripley, E

Also, recently heard in a house after discovering a light circuit with no CPC.

 

[electric al]

Never drink water ; fish f##k in it
W.c Fields

 

[ELECNEWT]

“I often say that when you can measure what you are speaking about, and express it in numbers, you know something about it; but when you cannot measure it, when you cannot express it in numbers, your knowledge is of a meagre and unsatisfactory kind”

Kelvin.

 

[electric al]

You wanna watch that stupid t—t with the bow and arrow he’ll end up have someone’s eye out !
King Harold

 

[Squid]

Life is like a box of chocolates..............

 

[electric al]

Have itttt !
Bomber Harris

 

[GMES]

I ain't got time to Bleed.

Jesse Ventura
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