I know everything.

[Geordie Spark]

My dad was a carpenter........................ and my mother's name was Mary......................... :whatchutalkingabout

Yep ... every Sunday for dinner.

 

[snowhead]

My dad was a carpenter........................ and my mother's name was Mary......................... :whatchutalkingabout

The Carpenters were called Karen and Richard, you sure you weren't adopted and nobody told you?

 

[7029 dave]

HA HA great!!

 

[telectrix]

and i always thought they were called anorexia and dipstick.

 

[tidyboiler]

Yeah, but did she have a little lamb?

She did actually!!!!! It was called Larry and followed her everywhere when she was young. :sunny:

 

[tidyboiler]

The Carpenters were called Karen and Richard, you sure you weren't adopted and nobody told you?

Oh no, I'm definitely not adopted....................... I'm 'orrible!!!! Nobody would have adopted me, just ask Geordie. :ninja:

 

[longboat]

Oh yea Joseph
He must have been the most gullible man ever.
His virgin misses ends up pregnant, she gives him the story about sleeping with god. She's happy to stay in a barn ( I know my misses would insist on a premier inn at least)
It's so unbelievable, someone should write a book on it, I think it would sell well ?
I though Jesus worked down the chip shop ? Or was that Elvis ?

If Jeremy Vile was about in 33 BC, a lie detector and DNA test would have been done and no one would have heard of the bible.

 

[ifindoubtdont]

Nobody is perfect. Only once did I ever think I was wrong, But it turned out I was right.