Specialist,I worked down Briton Ferry on a flat,the old lady slept, ate , crapped and lived on the settee,she was old and very infirm,I opened the door and entered into a plague of flies,opened the window in this dark dank hovel,I must have released at least 10 thousand flies with that action,I phoned the social people and was told they take her in to hospital,clean her up and she discharges herself and goes back to that existence
I did my nut with these social people leaving a woman of that feebleness alone to rot
Anyway,its not just the smelly hovels that need a mention,I fitted a light and fan to a posh bungalow in the sticks as part of a disabled grant
A year later got called back because the Rcd was going out intermittently,it reset no problem when I reset it,however, the neighbour said it would go off again
I traced the fault to the rear 2 lights,I opened a fancy fitting with a large bottom bowl and a full bowl of maggots dropped on my head and over the bed
I hoovered up the maggots off the bed and my hair andI went up the attic (which was smelling really bad)had a look under the insulation to where the light cables dropped and it was clear
I saw a shaded item nearby and found a gigantic Rat rotting away
The maggots must have been dining on the Rat and when the lights are switched,the heat from the lamps attracted them to the more comfortable residence,they then tripped the Rcd before retreating back to their feast,the maggots that fell on me were mixed in some sort of Goo which someone told me was Maggot ----,what a day
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