my turn for a rant!

[telectrix]

nah. phil's like a vintage wine, mellows with age. NOT! :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:

 

[Chrisuk]

for about 15 years I had a serious coke habit,I drank at least 3 ltrs a day,I also ate sweets like they were going out of fashion,same with pies too.Lunch often consisted of 3 or 4,true my teeth are shot however I weigh just under 11 stone and have a 34 inch waist,hardly overweight am I?,the secret,getting off my backside and working,Even now I'm always on the go,that's what keeps the weight off,not sat in front of a tv screen playing grand theft auto or whatever they play these days.

Mmmmmmm pies, it's 11:35am here and u are making me hungry and not a single pie shop to be seen

 

[Guest111]

hmm, 10 c0ffees a day, 3 spoons of sugar in each. that twice your bid. i'mm doomed already without the coke,ice cream, and cakes. bugger.

Aye and all that nasty beer and smokes,lol.OMG I,m starting to sound like Glennspark today.

 

[Guest111]

Don't think he's speaking about ppl who have genuine health problems, more the ones who have lazy bone idol and just sit watch jk stuffing their faces not even interested in looking for work

Yes Chris,you are correct,incidentally I've left instructions that should I ever get to the stage where I start watching that JK crap then my friendly local vet is to be instructed to put me to sleep.lol

 

[telectrix]

not to worry phil. listen here. bet the dog will like it too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0sw2CgysWY

 

[Clive P]

Hi,

Phil, agree with you 100%. Happy Birthday by the way.
Can I add a little rant of my own, b****y mobile phones; can't walk anywhere these days without someone walking into you texting! GET A LIFE.

Regards.

 

[Guest77]

Phil I disagree with everything in your OP, most of it is far to sensible for this forum some of it stinks though :clap:

 

[Silly Sausage]

Phil, can't be arsed commenting on your rant, but...

Happy Birthday tomorrow, welcome to the 50s!

:happybday:

arty:

 

[davesparks]

Hmmmm a bit harsh
The grandson is being brainwashed and when he grows up will be fat and more than likely so will his children more should be done .
The amount of sugar in our diets is shocking any way 7tea spoons in a can of Pease I believe . At the moment if you don't have diverging tea or sweets or anything surgery at all ,just normal food your taking in about 15 teaspoons of sugar a day . This is wrong!
I also thought you did not become a miserable git till your 50, but any way welcome to the old fogeys club sir

Well what do you expect from cheap processed unnatural food in tins and plastic packets?

 

[telectrix]

unnatural foods being... rice, pasta, yoghurt, muesli, mayonaisse ( which i refer to as donkey snot) all forms of milk pudding. all stuff my lady says i'm awkward for not eating. what's wrong with good old steak and chips?

 

[Guest77]

unnatural foods being... rice, pasta, yoghurt, muesli, mayonaisse ( which i refer to as donkey snot) all forms of milk pudding. all stuff my lady says i'm awkward for not eating. what's wrong with good old steak and chips?

Nothing I love it, it is just so expensive lol

 

[Guest111]

guess Sundays brings all us grumpy buggers out,cheers lads I'm feeling better already.Now if one of you could send me a nice slim 18yo blonde lady I'd be really happy,probably half dead but what a way to go.lol

 

[telectrix]

how about this?:

 

[Kamikaze]

Now if one of you could send me a nice slim 18yo blonde lady I'd be really happy

Are you sure? This is what 18 year olds are like!:willy_nilly:
[video=youtube;N6j475XI1Xg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6j475XI1Xg[/video]

 

[shanky887614]

i dont have a drinking problem, im a lightweight 5 or 6 pints in a night and ill be on me arse

 

[trev]

While I despise the amount of programmes on TV dedicated to cooking (there's even some weird gameshow now with a cooking theme which is unbelievably complicated) I think some of them have to be there to show idiots what they're doing wrong. It's not that difficult to somewhere, buy reasonably priced FRESH ingredients then take them home and assemble them into a nourishing meal.

Instead, a lot live out of their microwaves and couldn't cook a meal from scratch if their lives depended on it.

 

[brucelee]

What Rant you should be a MP then we would all be better off

Happy Birthday Have a good one

 

[Guest111]

how about this?:

I hope you've wrapped her properly,bloody postmen would nick that round here.lol

 

[trev]

Anyway, before I forget. Happy Birthday Phil Ye auld tw@

 

[Guest111]

Are you sure? This is what 18 year olds are like!:willy_nilly:
[video=youtube;N6j475XI1Xg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6j475XI1Xg[/video]

That bird was totally mad,maybe she was one of my ex's