overwieght mrs

lloyd1980 · Feb 11, 2010

thhis thread is for all who want to moan about their overweight mrs and are fed up of the constant moaning about weight issues ie green day red day red day green day

just bloody eat that doughnut and shut up......top gear is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uksel · Feb 11, 2010

was the other thread getting hijacked then?

garyinderby · Feb 12, 2010

moan about overweight mrs? are you mad !!! shes bigger than me lol

Notsosmart · Feb 12, 2010

garyinderby said:
moan about overweight mrs? are you mad !!! shes bigger than me lol

I'm not prepared to put my life on the line either

You're a brave man LLoyd.

(I havn't got a leg to stand on anyway ~ 17stone & rising

& yes said legs are buckling

)

sparkswillfly · Feb 12, 2010

i got mine in the sale she 40% off

vitoboy · Feb 12, 2010

sparkswillfly said:
i got mine in the sale she 40% off

shes behind you.............

Johno · Feb 12, 2010

how do you turn a woman into an elephant? marry it!

whats the difference between a woman and a battery? a battery has a positive side!

Jason Smith · Feb 13, 2010

Why are womens brains worth so much more than mens ? - low mileage. Te He

Bromd123 · Feb 13, 2010

Fat Birds are like Mopeds .................. They are both good for a ride until your mates find out!!

SirKit Breaker · Feb 22, 2010

bromd123 said:
fat birds are like mopeds .................. They are both good for a ride until your mates find out!!

:d:d:d

cbw · Feb 22, 2010

Humph, I have been TOLD that once she has had the baby WE are going on a diet.......well we will blooming see about that!!!

Notsosmart · Feb 22, 2010

Ha-ha, Just Tell her in that case 'WE' are not going to buy any more chocolate.

Des 56 · Feb 22, 2010

Letter arrived this morning
She had already opened it and left it on the table,I had a nose

Sorry to hear about your dis appointment last tuesday,hope everything goes well for you in the future

Is uncle fester dead ?
Aunty daisy pushing them up ?

No weight watchers concerned she didn't lose and was dis appointed
Good job she didn't put any on
I dread to think what they would send, sympathy card maybe,wreath, who knows

cbw · Feb 22, 2010

hahahahahahahahahaah

lee sandland · Feb 22, 2010

hey my wife said to me that after she had our daughter she was going on a diet ,but that was 15 years ago and still not lots a lb, and been on every diet going ,some how i think someones being ripped off here ?????????

Gravid · Feb 23, 2010

Nowt wrong with big birds, cover em with flour and aim for the wet spot...bigger the cushion, better the pushin.

dufjax · Feb 23, 2010

NO COMMENT!

Jim

kung · Feb 23, 2010

Get her to walk 10 miles a day for 2 weeks ! by two weeks time the fat fslnlfvl will be 140 miles away !

Notsosmart · Feb 23, 2010

Des 56 said:
Letter arrived this morning
She had already opened it and left it on the table,I had a nose

Sorry to hear about your dis appointment last tuesday,hope everything goes well for you in the future

Is uncle fester dead ?
Aunty daisy pushing them up ?

No weight watchers concerned she didn't lose and was dis appointed
Good job she didn't put any on
I dread to think what they would send, sympathy card maybe,wreath, who knows

Classic

&

Kung your a leg,end

Phil C · Mar 4, 2010

Last night my wife said she wanted a rape alarm,
so at 5.30 this morning I put tape over her mouth,
held her down, f*cked her in the arse and
whispered: "Time to get up Babe!"