STIG electrical quotes

[Kamikaze]

Kam FFS do not post up any pictures!!!!!! You almost closed this (and other) forums down!!!!!!!!

That was funny as ---- :rofl: but please dont do it again.

Luv you Kam, your a crazy horse.

You sure? Dan would probably kill for internet traffic like that right now…lol.

 

[Pete999]

Some say, if the Stig wanted to retrain as an Electrician, he would never be a 5 week wonder, maybe a 5 day wonder, others say please Stig stick to driving, it's what you are best at, all we know is Jezza is God

 

[Kamikaze]

“Some say” his racing career was killed by a ginger. And he only became an electrician because he heard that we are the rock stars of the construction industry. All we know is, he’s enjoying the women’s beach volleyball through the telescope from his Windsor Marapendi window.:tounge_smile:

 

[GMES]

Some say he checks his mft is working by zapping his testicles @ 1000v every morning before he sets off for work!!!!

 

[Kamikaze]

“Some say” he is Shirley Muldowney’s secret love child and likes listening to the “Stars On 45”. All we know is, he misunderstood when Emma Clancy said “Can I sit on your hot rod?”

 

[Kamikaze]

“Some say” he once let one of the Elecchicks ride on his chopper and that his multi function tester goes from 0-60 in nanoseconds. All we know is, he loves being an electrician and wouldn’t swap his sonic screwdriver for a plumbers wrench.

 

[Kamikaze]

“Some say” he has always been an electrician and only went on a five week driving course for the BBC Top Gear documentary under the illusion he would be meeting Suzi Perry. All we know is, that they met in the broadcasting house lift and Suzi told him to press “One“ and that was the last thing he remembers.

 

[Wilko]

Some say that Pete999 is really Dave Gilmour and who is the Stig anyway? (Just listened to the track posted. Awesome, thanks ! )

 

[Pete999]

Some say that Pete999 is really Dave Gilmour and who is the Stig anyway? (Just listened to the track posted. Awesome, thanks ! )

I wish I had half of David's talent

 

[Pete999]

Brilliant or what, and the crumpet aint bad