Stuck in a lift, again...

[telectrix]

Thats the way to go.......

if i were stuck in a lift with you, i'd pray for the courage to commit suicide. .

 

[telectrix]

Clothes off, I wouldn't have time to get my clothes off! the first 9 & half minutes would be me plucking up the courage and a bit of feeble chat up.

what was that saying... all mouth and no trousers?

 

[Nelder]

Would anyone like Rachel Riley off Countdown?
I mean she's very clever, so she might be able to fix the lift?
and if not...well, she's one for intellectual conversation, surely?

I'd talk to Rachel Riley all night long about maths.

 

[Squid]

if i were stuck in a lift with you, i'd pray for the courage to commit suicide. .

My good looks and charm would render you senseless, I would like to go through your pockets but an pensioner Liverpudlian wearing beige polyester trousers, rubber sole'd monkey boots and an 8 year old football top wouldn't have more than £3k in his wallet so a waste of my time ;o))))

 

[pirate]

I dated twins once.
My pal asked me, "isn't it difficult to tell which one is which?"
no, I said, it's easy:

Sally has long blonde hair and huge t*ts...


and Eric has a moustache...

 

[Pete999]

Lucy Verasami think I spelt her name right.