Tattoos have you got any?

[PEM]

Got one on me man bit reads "f... C ... K

On a good day it reads

"F..k that' urinals cold I'd better try standing a bit further back"

 

[tidyboiler]

I will be the cantankerous old lady in the nursing home reading palms, eyeing up the copper pipes and oiling my tattoos. Marvellous. :wheelchair:

 

[Jay Sparks]

Yes....34 DD....sorry I miss read the OP!!lol

 

[Kamikaze]

For England and St. George! :sifone:

 

[Geordie Spark]

I will be the cantankerous old lady in the nursing home reading palms, eyeing up the copper pipes and oiling my tattoos. Marvellous. :wheelchair:

You have a wonderful collection of tattoos pet.

I'm particularly fond of the one on your hindquarters that reads "CAUTION - WIDE LOAD".

(just kidding pet - You're a slim, svelte little thing really)

 

[Megavolt]

You have a wonderful collection of tattoos pet.

I'm particularly fond of the one on your hindquarters that reads "CAUTION - WIDE LOAD".

(just kidding pet - You're a slim, svelte little thing really)

Lol nice one your tea will end up in the dog tho

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For England and St. George! :sifone:

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What a great tat wow

 

[Geordie Spark]

Lol nice one your tea will end up in the dog tho

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What a great tat wow

It's more likely that my balls will end up in the blender.

 

[tidyboiler]

It's more likely that my balls will end up in the blender.

Gottit in one!!!!! ..... or as a bow-tie.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Gottit in one!!!!! ..... or as a bow-tie.

Hello pet ..... I didn't see you sneaking in there.

 

[tidyboiler]

Hello pet ..... I didn't see you sneaking in there.

Never turn yer back on an old campaigner, nor bend over in the garden or wear yer ski's in bed. :19:

 

[Darkwood]

Ive got a Taz on the right arm and a vampire skull on the left ....kinda a visual warning im a laugh if your on my good side but Ill drain the very life out of you if you get on my wrong side .....:devil:

 

[dan86]

Ive got a Taz on the right arm

I had taz on my left arm, that's what's getting covered up by my half sleeve

 

[BertUK]

4, Yorkshire rose combined with union jack on left bicep.........band of skulls round right bicep..........name on left wrist like a band.