The Bristol stool chart

[Jimmy Boy]

So where are you after a Ruby and a few pints of Cobra lmao..

 

[telectrix]

generally type 4 after the ruby and some ale, but with the pills i'm taking, it's currently nearer to type 7

 

[Jimmy Boy]

LOL Tel buy Fibre gels I have them everyday they really help to turn you in to a Three
J

 

[Mark_Burgess]

Tramadol can make you go from 7 to 1 or 2 in no time!!

 

[Marvo]

I'm probably going to regret asking, this thread is already making me feel ill, what on earth is a 'ruby'...apart from a semi-precious stone???

 

[Mark_Burgess]

I'm probably going to regret asking, this thread is already making me feel ill, what on earth is a 'ruby'...apart from a semi-precious stone???

Curry!!

 

[trev]

I'm probably going to regret asking, this thread is already making me feel ill, what on earth is a 'ruby'...apart from a semi-precious stone???

It's rhyming slang mate Ruby Murray= Curry
Pigs ear - beer
etc etc.There's loads
I'm a 4/5 btw

 

[Strima]

Type 3 for me. Looks more like a squished up Mars bar...

 

[Knobhead]

Type 1. For the same reason Tel is type 7, 23 bloody tabets a day!

 

[Electrician2012]

Type 5 pebble dash this morning, thanks to a copious bowl of bran flakes.

Got to watch out for those emergency type 2s though, they can give you a horrendous turtles head

 

[malcolmsanford]

It's rhyming slang mate Ruby Murray= Curry
Pigs ear - beer
etc etc.There's loads
I'm a 4/5 btw

Wat deyer fink yer playin at pal...................... bleedin' nurverners finking there'it with the ole cokneee ................yer asking fer troubs pal

 

[trev]

Wat deyer fink yer playin at pal...................... bleedin' nurverners finking there'it with the ole cokneee ................yer asking fer troubs pal

I'm helping one of your fellow southeners pal, and they don't get much more southern than Marvo do they?

 

[malcolmsanford]

He is fast becoming persona non gratis if his fellow country men don't allow us boys to take a few of their wickets ...............just not playing the game