A new jokes thread for your amusement.

[telectrix]

made myself a kit car. it's a Ford Pubic.

made it out of old Corsairs.

 

[ruston]

Only people around my age will get that one lol.

 

[telectrix]

for educate the younger members:

 

[Pete999]

for educate the younger members:

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I had one back in 1974

 

[ruston]

 

[telectrix]

back then i had a Mk1 cortina.

 

[ruston]

They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 6 months is going to shift this beer belly.

 

[Pete999]

They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 6 months is going to shift this beer belly.

Every 6 months? speak for yourself ruston.

 

[Wilko]

Another Dad joke ("Daaad, that's a terrrrable joke ...")
Why did the rabbit try to eat the road?
He thought it was a dual cabbage way

 

[ruston]

Lol, those days are long gone.

 

[Pete999]

Lol, those days are long gone.

Still think about it then reality sets in, along with everything else that come with old age.

 

[ruston]

Still think about it then reality sets in, along with everything else that come with old age.

No positive answer to that as we both know .

 

[Pete999]

No positive answer to that as we both know .

How right you are Mate.

 

[telectrix]

what's old age?

 

[Pete999]

what's old age?

I'll take your advice Tel, it's only a number

 

[Midwest]

what's old age?

Its that point in you life, when you start to voice strange aching noises, when you bend down to pick something up, that has no benefit to actually aid picking up the item.

Does your dog bite;

 

[telectrix]

ah, the old "does your dog bite" ploy.

another favorite of mine is the Sellers fart in the lift with the bad guys.

 

[Leesparkykent]

iOS Video - https://sendvid.com/dayfvs6l

Made me chuckle

 

[Midwest]

iOS Video - https://sendvid.com/dayfvs6l

Made me chuckle

She did seem somewhat impressed about his attributes!

 

[Wilko]

Letting the days go by ... Trump doing Talking Heads ... apologies, I know a laugh at Donald's expense is like taking candy from a baby, but who can resist?