A new jokes thread for your amusement.

[ArseyDee]

.......copied and pasted from a different programme. Email to be exact.

 

[telectrix]

forum gone ---- up again. i have no options for font size, smileys, anything. all gone into cyberspace.

 

[dan86]

Why did the MP cross the road?

I don't know, but he claimed 80 quid expenses for the journey.

 

[telectrix]

only £80. must have been an independent.

 

[dan86]

I went to a party at a brothel earlier.

They put on a good spread.

 

[dan86]

Bit disappointed I never got to see if the woman in the film I was watching last night got her sink fixed...

 

[telectrix]

bet she got her trap filled though.

 

[MDJ]

I see Michael Barrymore is over the moon that Tom Daly as come out of the closet, he has finally found a Guy who takes it in the --- and who can swim afterwards

 

[Kamikaze]

On a small island in the Atlantic Ocean everyone on the island is black except for one white guy who is a scientist. The chief of the island walks up to the scientist and says: “My wife just had a child and its white.”
The scientist starts panicking and says: ”Its genetics.”
He gives the chief an example with sheep: “You see those sheep over there, all of the sheep are white except one black one.”
The chief looks at the scientist and says: “Ok… I'll be quiet about the baby if you don't mention the sheep.”

 

[MDJ]

Be careful if you are driving past Old Trafford, a lot have picked up 3points there recently.