another crime statistic for my village!!

[Knobhead]

Trip wires and scatter guns spring to mind. They worked for the Victorians!
You’d be in deep **** if you got one of the scroats! Probably voted neighbour of the year, but still banged up!

 

[robsparky1975]

you frightened off the elecsa inspector durham lol

 

[DurhamSparky]

you frightened off the elecsa inspector durham lol

hahahahaa!!!

just had phone call..!! got to give a statement at some point regarding the incident that got the little scrotum nicked!