Anyone got one of these?

[Moley]

Who connects it, sparky or plumber?

 

[Mark42]

Yeah. A Villeroy & Boch 'ViClean'; an ex-demo unit which was on EBay from a shop in Germany. Fitted it at home last year.
Everyone takes the p!ss until they have used it. Renders dry loo paper positively Neanderthal Everyone in the Far East has had at least hand Bidet sprays for years.
The German product is great: you can't tell it's a bidet bog at all. Way better than Japanese units which are not only massively expensive, but have naff designs.
It uses a max of about 1.4kW. I spurred it off a local 20A radial.