Coronavirus - Keeping it light :-)

[Mike Johnson]

I got home last night to find doors ripped off their hinges and windows torn out of their fittings.

That's the last time I leave my advent calendar in the same room as my cat.

 

[telectrix]

1. The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

 

[OnlQQker]

Over at Milton Keynes council...

 

[littlespark]

1. The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

That’s bad, Tel.... you opened the cracker jokes too early.

 

[OnlQQker]

My son asked for a Nintendo Switch for Christmas and I couldn't find one anywhere...

 

[Mike Johnson]

Obviously not an original product the logo isn't central. ?

 

[telectrix]

Obviously not an original product the logo isn't central. ?

and it's listing to starboard. need pirate to pump the bilges.

 

[littlespark]

And my Samsung galaxy turned out to be a bar of chocolate.

 

[Mike Johnson]

Hmm Microwaved into the ear or eat chocolate, I think you got the best deal. ?

 

[Mike Johnson]

 

[OnlQQker]

Over at the Kremlins Christmas party..

 

[Mike Johnson]

and it's listing to starboard. need pirate to pump the bilges.

Landlubber, the switch is the prow therefore it's listing to Port. ️

 

[Mike Johnson]

 

[telectrix]

you never know with the NHS:

 

[Mike Johnson]

 

[Baddegg]

Words words words???

 

[OnlQQker]

New Christmas Covid Tests...

 

[pirate]

Ok, I was bored...
Have trouble telling your 1mm from your 1.5, or 2,5, or 4?
Cut a small length of each and bung 'em in a Wago as a ready guide.
Also on the Wago trail...
Keyrings!
I have a Van Vault which needs 2 keys, one at each end... so put both of them on a loop on a Wago. It keeps them together in your pocket, but really easy to release them.

 

[Baddegg]

 

[Flanders]

Working at a clinic the other day all the usual Covid saftey signs. Then found these on most of the chairs. I not sure what training I need to sit down !!!!