Coronavirus - Keeping it light :-)

[nicebutdim]

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[Spoon]

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I can't remember the last time I saw one of them.

 

[Julie.]

I can't remember the last time I saw one of them.

Was it when you worked as a bouncer that time?

 

[Julie.]

 

[Julie.]

 

[Julie.]

Well that's the tree fire hazard decorated for this year

 

[littlespark]

In the past few weeks, Boris Johnson has been seen masquerading as a police officer, a builder and a factory worker.
In the past, he’s even tried his hand at a flying nanny Mary Poppins.

I thought politicians couldn’t have second jobs?



Or is this the filming of the new live action Mr Benn movie?

 

[Julie.]

Just saying...

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[Julie.]

 

[Julie.]

IMPORTANT CHRISTMAS DAY NOTICE

Please be advised that anyone planning to dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are required to undergo a Risk Assessment addressing the safety of open sleighs.

This assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly where there are multiple passengers.

Please note that permission must also be obtained in writing from landowners before their fields may be entered.

To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we request that laughter is moderate only and not loud enough to be considered a noise nuisance.

Benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now available for collection by any shepherds planning or required to watch their flocks at night.

While provision has also been made for remote monitoring of flocks by CCTV cameras from a centrally heated shepherd observation hut.

All facility users are reminded that an emergency response plan must be submitted to account for known risks to the flocks.

The angel of the Lord is additionally reminded that prior to shining his/her glory all around she/he must confirm that all shepherds are wearing appropriate Personal Protective Equipment to account for the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and the overwhelming effects of Glory.

Following last year’s well-publicised case, everyone is advised that legislation prohibits any comment with regard to the redness of any part of Mr R Reindeer.

Further to this, exclusion of Mr R Reindeer from reindeer games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence.

While it is acknowledged that gift-bearing is commonly practised in various parts of the world, everyone is reminded that the bearing of gifts is subject to Hospitality Guidelines and all gifts must be registered.

This applies regardless of the individual, even royal personages. It is particularly noted that direct gifts of currency or gold are specifically precluded under provisions of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act.

Further, caution is advised regarding other common gifts, such as aromatic resins that may initiate allergic reactions.

Finally, in the recent case of the infant found tucked up in a manger without any crib for a bed, Social Services have been advised and will be arriving shortly.

Compliance of these guidelines is advised in order for you to fully participate with the festive spirit.

 

[Mike Johnson]

@Julie. Now that was funny.

 

[Julie.]

@Julie. Now that was funny.

No this is funny

 

[nicebutdim]

No this is funny

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My mechanic lost his workshop, along with several customers' cars in a similar incident. If only he'd had this pit crew on hand with pans of water.

 

[littlespark]

Random thoughts on a quiet Friday.


Take the letters of OMICRON and DELTA, rearranged and they spell out MEDIA CONTROL….

OMICRON-B turns into NO CRIMBO….


Here’s another one BUSH TILL!


I’ve seen new Spider-Man film, and Loki… and the subject of the new Dr Strange and Ant Man films due out in the future….. Is the Omicron “variant” just COVID from another universe??

 

[littlespark]

From another thread,

MEET - the Museum of Electrical and Electronic Technology - in - UK Electrical Forum

, MEET - the Museum of Electrical and Electronic Technology, UK Electrical Forum, ElectriciansForums.net Est.2006 | Free Electrical Advice Forum and page_number.

www.electriciansforums.net

I saw this photograph of our Mr Nunes, and I thought…. I’ve seen this fella before…

Could it be?

From Star Trek?

Brent Spiner?

“Elementary my dear Data”


Oh… and just for info… In the programme, Data the android was found on the planet Omicron Theta….

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[Julie.]

Just seeing if they will accept a delivery for next door

 

[Julie.]

 

[littlespark]

Makes you wonder how secure Number 10 is if someone can photograph the garden.

Replace photograph with sniper sight…..

 

[DPG]

Makes you wonder how secure Number 10 is if someone can photograph the garden.

Replace photograph with sniper sight…..

I reckon someone is leaking cctv stills. Be interesting to see if it comes out who it is. Bet they won't keep their job!!

 

[littlespark]

Some of the biggest action stars in Hollywood are making a movie about composers.

Stallone says “I’ll be Vivaldi”
Willis says “I’ll be Mozart”
Schwarzenegger says ……..

 

[Mike Johnson]

Makes you wonder how secure Number 10 is if someone can photograph the garden.

Replace photograph with sniper sight…..

According to the media, those photographs are taken from the upper balcony of No 11.

 

[littlespark]

This picture needs a caption….

“Jinkies, you mean ghosts are real!?”

Or

“What do you mean it’s just some guy in a mask?”

 

[DPG]

According to the media, those photographs are taken from the upper balcony of No 11.

A trouble causer somewhere eh.

 

[Julie.]

You would just know that someone who spells wear, where in this context is going to fall for that excuse!

 

[DPG]

You would just know that someone who spells wear, where in this context is going to fall for that excuse!

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Always makes me laugh on Facebook - most of the antivax/covid experts can barely spell their own name!

 

[Julie.]

Always makes me laugh on Facebook - most of the antivax/covid experts can barely spell their own name!

I am anti Vax.

Much prefer Dyson.

 

[Julie.]

Merry Christmas

 

[Mike Johnson]

Merry Christmans to all.

 

[littlespark]

As featured on my own thread in the off topic section

Have yourself a merry little spark-mas - in - Electrician Talk

, Have yourself a merry little spark-mas, Electrician Talk, ElectriciansForums.net Est.2006 | Free Electrical Advice Forum and page_number.

www.electriciansforums.net

One more day to go…


No room for this one….

 

[Julie.]

Important coronavirus information:

 

[OnlQQker]

I'll just lob this in here for now, starting to go off youtube

 

[Julie.]

Plumbers....

 

[Julie.]

I am definitely not fond of the Sunday Sport, but pure genius.

If you don't know, the BBC interviewed a lawyer about the Maxwell case, - who was also one of Epstein's co-accused!

 

[nicebutdim]

Sunday Sport will ever beat this gem from 2019. You know something is very wrong when they provide the voice of reason.

 

[Julie.]

Happy new year everyone.

I do wish you all the best, I do think its quite sad that people don't write a personal message, but just copy and paste from somewhere, but for this I really wanted to write personally and wish you all a very best 2018, as this is the best gymnastics club out there.

Love Sally xxxx

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[OnlQQker]