Coronavirus - Keeping it light :-)

[OnlQQker]

Over at Specsavers in Newcastle...

 

[telectrix]

the geordies have a new police force. it's called YI 50.

 

[telectrix]

Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs mating. She said: "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?" I replied: "He can smell she is ready. That's how nature works." We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe. Again my girlfriend asked: "How does the ram know when the ewe is ready for sex?" I replied: "It's nature. He can smell she is ready." We then went past a cow-field and the bull was mating with the cow. My girlfriend said: "This is odd. They are really going at it. Surely the bull can't smell when she is ready?" I said: "Oh, yes; it's nature. All animals can smell when the female is ready for sex." Anyway, after the walk, I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye. She said: "Take care and get yourself checked out for Covid-19." Surprised, "Why do you say that?" I asked her. She replied: "You seem to have lost your sense of smell."

 

[telectrix]

not sure if this is readable. click on it , it might.

 

[Mike Johnson]

Don't know if I have posted this before, but worth another look:

 

[loz2754]

Don't know if I have posted this before, but worth another look:View attachment 64180

What a luvly pair ... ... of lights

 

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[littlespark]

Don't know if I have posted this before, but worth another look:View attachment 64180

That's either bad design, or very, very good design!

 

[Phil L]

That's either bad design, or very, very good design!

Depends wether it’s the daughters room or sons room I suppose??

 

[Midwest]

Just be careful if you working from home;

Video

 

[andyb]

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[pc1966]

Just be careful if you working from home;

Boris Johnson jealous of Yvette Amos only having one c*ck in her cabinet

Parody Prime Minister Boris Johnson has admitted that he feels an envy bordering on jealousy for internet sensation Yvette Amos as she has only one cock in her cabinet.

newsthump.com

 

[static zap]

The plasterer told me a joke the other day

A bit dry , just my sense of humour (and his mix ?)

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[Mike Johnson]

Came across this today for about the third time, its still very funny.

 

[Mike Johnson]

Wi-Fi enabled?

 

[Mike Johnson]

JFYI just had my first jab, second not util 18/04 so not going anywhere until after that.

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[Mike Johnson]

JFYI just had my first jab, second not util 18/04 so not going anywhere until after that.

As per the blurb given out at the Jab site my arm is quite sore today. ? Never had that with any injection before, so be prepared. ?

 

[snowhead]

My 75 year old mate had his yesterday, sore arm today that's all.
He had the Pfizer vaccine and next jab 19th April