Coronavirus - Keeping it light :-)

[Baddegg]

i may not have all my teeth left, but at least they are all home grown. no falsies with this old bugger. at least not until i can't bite into a rare sirloin.

I ain’t got all mine anymore either mate.....stopping a car with my face sorted that and any future dental bills ?

 

[telectrix]

I ain’t got all mine anymore either mate.....stopping a car with my face sorted that and any future dental bills ?

did you not first try the footbrake?

 

[Julie.]

What do they say about Redshirts?

Exactly!

 

[Baddegg]

did you not first try the footbrake?

No but I wish the driver had......still can’t grumble Guinness is in liquid form ?

 

[littlespark]

Boris now tested positive and is working from home. Just been on TV

he really looks rough.... unkempt. No change there

 

[haptism]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmUXntGlqFI

 

[OnlQQker]

Just an early reminder

 

[Strima]

And three words...

 

[OnlQQker]

Day 6 and time to start thinking about some exercise

 

[Julie.]

Well the NHS has now confirmed that the new ventilators from Dyson have been introduced, all the patients are picking up now.

 

[telectrix]

Well the NHS has now confirmed that the new ventilators from Dyson have been introduced, all the patients are picking up now.

till the hoses clog up in typical dyson fashion.

 

[NDG Elecs]

You said keep it light HHD!

My van is going to be looking half decent after all this has calmed down. Finally got round to removing some of the rust spots and chips. Got rust remover on the way for the stubborn bits. Watched/read loads of stuff on refinishing it. Three pack of primer/colour matched paint/lacquer already arrived. New seat covers also...will be a real pleasure to get back to work again...a tidy van will mean I will be content to sit in van and do drive-by EICRs to compete with the unscrupulous come the summer!!!!

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This is a genius move I thought..

 

[Baddegg]

Words words words

 

[littlespark]

In a couple of days, the Chinese will send a note to the rest of the world.... “hah, April Fool!”

 

[plugsandsparks]

Watched Contagion last night and tonight its Outbreak and when it gets really serious moving onto the Resident Evil franchise...

 

[OnlQQker]

Just a 'heads up' for those confused
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Is this true?

 

[littlespark]

No. It had nothing to do with someone eating a bat.... if it were, then ozzy osbourne started it in 1982.....

it is thought to have started in a street market in Wuhan, where live and dead animals are traded. Some raw, some cooked meats.
bats were there, but so were rabbits, goat, and others.

 

[NDG Elecs]

No. It had nothing to do with someone eating a bat.... if it were, then ozzy osbourne started it in 1982.....

it is thought to have started in a street market in Wuhan, where live and dead animals are traded. Some raw, some cooked meats.
bats were there, but so were rabbits, goat, and others.

I hope the live animals were raw...! The strain of CV wreaking carnage at the moment has been genetically linked to viruses bats carry I read. IIRC they are something like 96% genetically identical.

 

[littlespark]

I’ve heard we’re 98% genetically identical to apes.... and 90% identical to a banana

 

[Andy78]

I’ve heard we’re 98% genetically identical to apes.... and 90% identical to a banana

Some people I've met are 99% genetically identical to a jar of crab paste....