Coronavirus - Keeping it light :-)

[littlespark]

Nope. Andrew is not guilty in the eyes of the law, neither is he innocent.
Out of court settlement.

Her lawyer probably suggested it to avoid a long drawn out court case, to protect her from undue stress….
Not that that was a problem when she was telling the media all about it.

Ok, there’s a photograph of the two of them…. But any 17 year old is going to ask for a photo if the person is famous…. He may not have had a clue who she was.. or maybe he did. We don’t know, because the evidence, if any, was never shown to be there.

It’s just after the Epstein case that all this comes to light? Oh… he was a friend of Epstein was he? Must be of the same ilk then..

Same goes for all top of the pops presenters? Every glam rock star? Every Australian celebrity with a paint brush?

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[littlespark]

Sorry for this particular ear worm.

 

[123]

Not an individual to follow dont you think. definitely not welcome on this site I hope.

I don't follow anyone as not on twitter, facebook or instagram. I have more do in life, like post on forums.

Pretty sure the actual Tommy Robinson is permanently banned from twitter etc...unless sticking in a new username has worked for him...in which case Trump missed a trick and should have tried a new username. Like DonaldTrump1

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[Mike Johnson]

 

[Mike Johnson]

Sorry for this particular ear worm.

Anyone know who Rona is?

 

[James]

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I have just paid her £2000 for her travel across Europe and another £5000 to bribe the security checkpoints.
she also needed a down payment on her rent for her new apartment in London,
I said I wouldn't pay for that.
but it is ok, all I needed to do was pay £3000 for the first month and £4000 for the security deposit.

she didn't need me to pay because she has the cash with her but cant transfer it because of bank problems.
so i have just had to send it to the landlord to look after until she arrives and then it will be sent back to me.

You see after gifting and lending her in the region of £14,000 she has promised that as soon as she is settled in London i will be invited to a party with a couple of her friends at her place to get to know each other.

so to sum it up, you have been taken for a fool, she doesn't need charity, she has plenty of money that she will give me back and 50% tip for helping her to arrange her move. (as soon as she can get her funds released from the bank) i am sure it wont take long!!!

 

[Mike Johnson]

Not that light, but thought I wold post it anyway.

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[OnlQQker]

Wet pants are getting a sense of humour...

 

[Deleted account]

Wet pants are getting a sense of humour...

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A roaring trade if based in Brighton.

 

[OnlQQker]

For Sale..
Two antique silver plated petrol lighters...
One empty £25.
One full £225.

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[Mike Johnson]

 

[Mike Johnson]

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[Dustydazzler]

Someone needs to get this guy on the horn to Putin

 

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[littlespark]

 

[OnlQQker]

The last time I went to Blackpool I went on a donkey.

It took me 3 days to get there

 

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[littlespark]

Thanks everyone for your concern.

First off, I'm OK though I was a bit shook up. If you don't already know, I was robbed at Tesco's petrol station yesterday afternoon. After my hands stopped trembling, I managed to call the Police.

They were quick to respond and calmed me down because my blood pressure went through the roof! My money's gone, however.

The police asked me if I knew who did it and I told them, "Yes, it was pump number 5."

 

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[Mike Johnson]

 

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[Mike Johnson]

 

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[Deleted account]

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Two possible answers
one woman 6 balls
one person identifying as female 8 balls.

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[Mike Johnson]

Been trying to find a picture of a dog with no teeth to illustrate NATO but it's as elusive as a NATO decision.

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[OnlQQker]

Does exactly as it says on the can...

 

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[littlespark]

I posted this last week over in the “off topic” section, but no one seems to visit there… so here’s a link

Post in thread 'Almost that time of year'
Almost that time of year - https://www.electriciansforums.net/threads/almost-that-time-of-year.193922/post-1775567

Eurovision. UK. Nil points
Seen the rehearsals on YouTube, and I’ve got 6 words for you

“WILL YOU START THE FANS, PLEASE!”

 

[OnlQQker]

Meanwhile..

Over at The Sun newspaper...