Coronavirus - Keeping it light :-)

[Mike Johnson]

 

[Mike Johnson]

Hmm what do you think the boy is doing on the left of the above picture, seems to be a familiar squat position from my childhood.

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[OnlQQker]

Blast from the past..

 

[OnlQQker]

 

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[littlespark]

A Terminator duck?

“I’ll be quack!”

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[OnlQQker]

Can't make my mind up on this one!

Couple who fled Ukraine war move back instead of living in Notts

They cited “terrible” housing conditions and high costs

www.nottinghampost.com

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[ChipFanDave]

England team flew from Birmingham.

 

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England team flew from Birmingham.

Blimey, you took that joke very badly

 

[ChipFanDave]

Blimey, you took that joke very badly

No, just don't like lazy jokes.

 

[littlespark]

Ignore the date on the picture. It’s an old joke.

In other news.

I was knocked over while out walking by one of those council lorry’s that throw sand on the road.

“You idiot!” I screamed through gritted teeth.

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[OnlQQker]

Probably down to the strikes

 

[OnlQQker]

 

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[littlespark]

Two wind turbines in a field. One asks to the other; “what sort of music do you like?”

“I’m a big metal fan.”

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[Mike Johnson]

 

[Mike Johnson]

 

[Mike Johnson]

 

[Mike Johnson]

 

[Mike Johnson]

I have just done my bit for the planet, I unplugged six electric cars that no one was using.

 

[nicebutdim]

I have just done my bit for the planet, I unplugged six electric cars that no one was using.

Kind of wish this wasn't a joke


Just learned that pressing windows key & full stop at the same time opens a selection of smilies - obviously of no use to people on phones or people who paid far too much money to apple.

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[littlespark]

I see the French fashion designer that invented the popular beach footwear has died.


RIP, Phillippe Phelloppe