divvys...

[GLENNSPARK]

so we gets the call from the estate agents because one of the tennants had complained about lamps blowing in the house he rents of em....we gets in there only to find he`d been fitting 110V lamps all over the house.....said 110V in numbers about 1" big on the box...but he still fitted em.....what a divvy...

 

[truckster]

He couldn't read the box....it was too dark!

 

[Mr.Ian]

Maybe he thought they were 110W ?????? erm ?? no hang on ''' Divvy''' is the correct answer .

 

[GLENNSPARK]

He couldn't read the box....it was too dark!

knowing some of these characters that live in these renteds we service...he probably just couldn`t read...

 

[Top Cat]

so we gets the call from the estate agents because one of the tennants had complained about lamps blowing in the house he rents of em....we gets in there only to find he`d been fitting 110V lamps all over the house.....said 110V in numbers about 1" big on the box...but he still fitted em.....what a divvy...

And on invoice .....Trace and rectify faults £165.00 + VAT

 

[GLENNSPARK]

Maybe he thought they were 110W ?????? erm ?? no hang on ''' Divvy''' is the correct answer .

oh theres better than this n all.....they have this guy called frank who goes round cleaning all the vacent lets for em...well he had gone to this one place..and had rung the office complaining there was a fault on the sockets as they wern`t working.....we got there to find the leccy had run out...the meter was in deficit.....divvy!....stick to cleaning frank...lol...

 

[Adam W]

Where did this character get these 110v light bulbs from? I wouldn't have thought the likes of Tesco or B&Q would stock them.

 

[GLENNSPARK]

Where did this character get these 110v light bulbs from? I wouldn't have thought the likes of Tesco or B&Q would stock them.

a local DIY store i think....theres a few of these end of line and discount stores in the area.....

 

[GLENNSPARK]

we thought he may have got a `deal` in the pub...you know, the 10 lamps for £2 kind of deal...hmm bargain that...lol...

 

[hasel5]

I live in a rental and my landlords a right divvy it's the house from hell for plumbing and the electrics are a bit iffy as well don't want to look to deep ad it would scare me

 

[GLENNSPARK]

I live in a rental and my landlords a right divvy it's the house from hell for plumbing and the electrics are a bit iffy as well don't want to look to deep ad it would scare me

offer to conduct a PIR on it for him free of charge...innocent like......get paid...lol..

 

[ipf]

Similar place, called by estate agents..... new tenants, been in the dark 2 months and don't speak english. Bathroom light not working. Crappy, plastic suspended ceiling. Saw about 2ft of string dropping through a tiny hole. Pulled it, Voila!!! (they weren't French by the way). £165 would have been nice.

 

[GLENNSPARK]

Similar place, called by estate agents..... new tenants, been in the dark 2 months and don't speak english. Bathroom light not working. Crappy, plastic suspended ceiling. Saw about 2ft of string dropping through a tiny hole. Pulled it, Voila!!! (they weren't French by the way). £165 would have been nice.

Divvys...lol...

 

[GLENNSPARK]

Similar place, called by estate agents..... new tenants, been in the dark 2 months and don't speak english. Bathroom light not working. Crappy, plastic suspended ceiling. Saw about 2ft of string dropping through a tiny hole. Pulled it, Voila!!! (they weren't French by the way). £165 would have been nice.

and besides...how did they know they`d wiped properly?..

 

[Adam W]

we thought he may have got a `deal` in the pub...you know, the 10 lamps for £2 kind of deal...hmm bargain that...lol...

That sounds closer to the mark.
There's probably a local construction site where they turned up to work on Monday morning to find all their light bulbs had gone missing.