Great Quotes...............

[Nigel]

Let’s try and lighten the mood a bit. Please add your favourite quotes.

Must add whom orginally said it.

“Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosy does not try it on as a hat”

Billy Connolly.

 

[Andy78]

"Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit"

Oscar Wilde

 

[SJD]

“There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.”

Oscar Wilde again.

 

[Baddegg]

“Me fail English! That’s unpossible!”

Ralph wiggum

 

[Bobster]

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Albert Einstein

 

[Ian1981]

Jack Nicholson/The Joker in Batman
Never rub another mans rhubarb
Does that count?

 

[Pete999]

"I will find you and I will kill" you Liam whats his face

 

[ruston]

If you're going through hell, keep going.

Winston Churchill.

 

[Ian1981]

There’s a joke there somewhere Pete

 

[telectrix]

 

[telectrix]

" It was a woman that drove me to drink, but I've not got round to thanking her"

W.C. Fields.

 

[Pete999]

There’s a joke there somewhere Pete

Think I know where you are coming from Ian, he has been a naughty Boy hasn't he, good job Mr T aint about.

 

[telectrix]

again from Churchill:

 

[GBDamo]

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

Mark Twain

 

[Baddegg]

The trouble with the world is the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence

Charles bukowski