“There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.”

Oscar Wilde again.
 
"I will find you and I will kill" you Liam whats his face
 
I-may-be-drunk-Miss-but-in-the-morning-I-will-be-sober-and-you-will-still-be-ugly.-Winston-Churchill.jpg
 
"your average american is pretty stupid, just remember 50% are more stupid still"

Bill Ritter, an old Texan friend.
 
I serve 3 types of meal..... frozen, microwave, and takeaway.

Mrs . Tel. last night when I asked what was for dinner.
 
‘To lose one parent, Mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.’
Lady Bracknell - The importance of being Ernest.
 
“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.”
-Marilyn Monroe
 
“The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.”


“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.”

“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”

Mark Twain,

I Like Mark Twain:)
 
“Have no fear of perfection, you’ll never reach it.”

-Salvador Dali
 
The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bulls**t reason as to why you can’t achieve it.

Jordan Belfort....wolf of Wall Street lol :D
 
A wise man knows a hippopotamus can't sting but he would still rather be sat upon by a bee.
Banacek
 
“The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking.”

-Albert Einstein
 
Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack.

Frank Sinatra
 
I have a couple of favourites.

“No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin, or his background, or his religion. People must learn to hate, and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love, for love comes more naturally to the human heart than its opposite.”

Nelson Mandela
 
Our most basic common link is that we all inhabit this planet. We all breathe the same air. We all cherish our children's future. And we are all mortal.

John F. Kennedy
 
Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return
Leonardo DaVinci
 

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