Happy New Year To All/ Kung Hay Fat Choy...

[Engineer54]

Well it's almost time here for the big firework display. The local Authorities here are using our site as one of the launching areas. So meeting the rest of the lads at site for a grandstand view, and keeping an eye on things!!

So I'll Take This Opportunity to Wish You All....


A Happy and Very Prosperous New Year!! :grouphug:
Hope you all have a good nights celebration too...lol!! :hurray:arty:

 

[MDJ]

Happy new year Fella, have a good one

 

[Jay Sparks]

Happy new.

Look foward to reading some more of your interesting responses in 2013!!!!lol

Jay

 

[telectrix]

ditto...

 

[MDJ]

And to you TEL, don't have too many tonight

 

[trev]

Hope everyone has a peaceful and prosperous 2013, don't drink too much tonight guys

 

[Stroppy]

Interesting responses? I don't know how many more times I'm willing to read:

"How do I wire up my new light? I've turned the switch off so its safe.
I'm colour-blind so bear with me: I have a dark grey wire, and two mid-greys, and one with grey sleeving on, and a fatter mid-grey one"

"You're clearly an idiot so save yourself from certain death and stop putting us out of a job"

"No need to be so precious, what's this site for if not DIY have-a-go-ers? Its safe because the dog wee'd in the socket and didn't get his winkle burnt off."

 

[Jay Sparks]

Hope everyone has a peaceful and prosperous 2013, don't drink too much tonight guys

No chance mate, im off to my working mens club and im going to get hammered, that way, at the stroke of midnight, I wont have to kiss the wife and sing that silly song.lol

Have a good en

Jay

 

[Jay Sparks]

Interesting responses? I don't know how many more times I'm willing to read:

"How do I wire up my new light? I've turned the switch off so its safe.
I'm colour-blind so bear with me: I have a dark grey wire, and two mid-greys, and one with grey sleeving on, and a fatter mid-grey one"

"You're clearly an idiot so save yourself from certain death and stop putting us out of a job"

"No need to be so precious, what's this site for if not DIY have-a-go-ers? Its safe because the dog wee'd in the socket and didn't get his winkle burnt off."

EEEHHHHH. me thinks wrong thread!!!

 

[telectrix]

but ain't it better to vent frustration on daft threads, than take it out on her indoors and get your food slopped up and no nookie?

 

[MDJ]

EEEHHHHH. me thinks wrong thread!!!

Jay, he has clearly started drinking early hahaha

 

[Jay Sparks]

but ain't it better to vent frustration on daft threads, than take it out on her indoors and get your food slopped up and no nookie?

Dont know what your talking about there tel, that stopped as soon as the ring went on the finger, on that faitfull day about a year ago.lol

 

[Stroppy]

Wrong thread? Sorry I was just making up a template for standard answers for the new years DIY questions.

 

[MDJ]

haha, like that one stroppy

 

[telectrix]

Dont know what your talking about there tel, that stopped as soon as the ring went on the finger, on that faitfull day about a year ago.lol

gor blimey, mate. i can't keep mine away most of the time. it's generally me that has the headache in our house. LOL.

 

[GLENNSPARK]

enjoy new years to all....
hopefully it`l be a better year for all of us....

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[timbobelfast]

I'm afraid I will have to wait another year to get smashed. Today has just went by like any other day in afghan.

Happy New Year

 

[Engineer54]

Thanks all!!

Well that was an interesting night...lol!! The contractor took us all to a night club after the celebrations, and after an hour, we were putting him into a cab home, along with one of his assistants much the worse for ware!! lol!! The Chinese drink like fish, but just can't handle it!! Come Wednesday, he'll be apologising on bended knees with head hung low!!... ha ha!!

Anyway, i Hope you all enjoyed your seeing in, of the New Year, whether at home or out on the town. Let's hope 2013 isn't going to be as bad as some of the predictions made on the financial front. ....Fingers and toes tightly crossed!! lol!!

 

[Sintra]

Thanks E54 sounds like you had a good night.

 

[Jay Sparks]

I have had a great night, so much so, I said thanks to sintra before reading his post. Lol



Anyway, im still going, listening to ch 4, house music, sweeeeeeet. Beats going to bed any time.



Have a gud en all....!!!!



Jay

 

[Kamikaze]

Happy New Year! :17:

 

[Stroppy]

apologising on bended knees with head hung low!!

Is 'Head Hung Low' his assistant?

 

[Engineer54]

Here's a few more along the same Chinglish lines, ...lol!!!:redface:



1) Great.........................................................Fa Kin Su Pah .................
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive......................... Hu Yu Hai Ding? ...............
3) See me ASAP...............................................Kum Hia Nao ..................
4) Stupid Man..................................................Dum Fuk ..........................
5) Small Horse..................................................Tai Ni Po Ni ......................
6) Did you go to the beach?...............................Wai Yu So Tan? ...............
7) I bumped into a coffee table...........................Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni ......
8) I think you need a face lift ............................Chin Tu Fat .. ..................
9) It is very dark in here....................................Wao So Dim ............
10) I thought you were on a diet........................Wai Yu Mun Ching....
11) This is a tow away zone............................. No Pah King..............
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week.........Wai Yu Kum Nao ......
13) Staying out of sight................................... Lei ing Lo .................
14) He is cleaning his automobile.......................Wa Shing Ka.............
15) That is not right........................................Sum Ting Wong........
16) Your body odour is offensive.......................Yu Stin Ki Pu.............
17) My feet are wet .......................................Lee Kee Shu.............

 

[ipf]

Happy NY to all, hope it's a good un.

 

[trev]

I'm afraid I will have to wait another year to get smashed. Today has just went by like any other day in afghan.

Happy New Year

Giz a job

 

[Engineer54]

Here's another Chinese eye puzzle!! lol!!




The Chinese eye test....

If you cannot decipher anything, then try pulling
the corner of your eyes as if you were Chinese.
It works

 

[Geordie Spark]

gor blimey, mate. i can't keep mine away most of the time. it's generally me that has the headache in our house. LOL.

From your sig line: TEL. Phd, MSc., Astro-physicist, Mathematical Genius, Compulsive Liar. :devilish:
I don't suffer from Insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Nuff sed.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Here's a few more along the same Chinglish lines, ...lol!!!:redface:



1) Great.........................................................Fa Kin Su Pah .................
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive......................... Hu Yu Hai Ding? ...............
3) See me ASAP...............................................Kum Hia Nao ..................
4) Stupid Man..................................................Dum Fuk ..........................
5) Small Horse..................................................Tai Ni Po Ni ......................
6) Did you go to the beach?...............................Wai Yu So Tan? ...............
7) I bumped into a coffee table...........................Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni ......
8) I think you need a face lift ............................Chin Tu Fat .. ..................
9) It is very dark in here....................................Wao So Dim ............
10) I thought you were on a diet........................Wai Yu Mun Ching....
11) This is a tow away zone............................. No Pah King..............
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week.........Wai Yu Kum Nao ......
13) Staying out of sight................................... Lei ing Lo .................
14) He is cleaning his automobile.......................Wa Shing Ka.............
15) That is not right........................................Sum Ting Wong........
16) Your body odour is offensive.......................Yu Stin Ki Pu.............
17) My feet are wet .......................................Lee Kee Shu.............

Geordie/Chinese:

Pass me your hammer my dear fellow ...................... Hoyyerhamma howerheor hinny!!!