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[MDJ]

Oh for goodness sake i know this bloke hurt all of your egos but please if you want to check me out im sarah emily moody on facebook be my guest. My profile picture is me and my gorgeous three younger sisters. Im 28 born where maggie thatcher was on 11/12/1985. Then can we please get over the fact that i like dressing up and having a good time and want to be a sparky yes its rare but you lot are like a pack of wolves. Give a girlie a chance

We have, your 200 post welcome thread should let you know your popular here already and you haven't asked any technical questions yet, it is all banter, imagine you are on a building site with 20 sparkies all ripping the pi$$ in fun out of each other all day, it is the same here.

 

[Sarz11]

I've taken your advice and just checked my balls and all seems ok... although Im getting some very strange looks from the other passengers on the bus! :charming:

Hahahaha im glad your so open positive role modelling i like it!!

 

[Sarz11]

We have, your 200 post welcome thread should let you know your popular here already and you haven't asked any technical questions yet, it is all banter, imagine you are on a building site with 20 sparkies all ripping the pi$$ in fun out of each other all day, it is the same here.

Do they?! Oh god maybe im not ready...... being popular is not what im here for although it might help! Well all my technical.questions are there but there probably really simple to you guys because you have been doing it so long and im a virgin

 

[MDJ]

Aye .. and a few lads on her do too and they're probably cringing with embarrassment just now.

It's all a bit like these super efficient solar panels adverts - if it seems too good to be true, then it probably is!

Hey Geordie didn't one guy here send that pink handcuffs fella a picture of himself nude?not 100% who it was but I am sure I heard someone say it was markey sparkey and thats why he hasn't been here for a while lol

 

[telectrix]

think you're correct there.

 

[Sarz11]

Aye .. and a few lads on her do too and they're probably cringing with embarrassment just now.

It's all a bit like these super efficient solar panels adverts - if it seems too good to be true, then it probably is!

Are you saying im too good to be true?! Il take that! And i am trying to seek out practical experience you know where i live

 

[MDJ]

must have been a horrible sight Tel as well lmao

 

[dazza1981]

Chaps i just checked that name on face book and all im saying is..... you can speak in text language or any other language as far as im concerned lol.
Welcome to the banter.

 

[Sarz11]

Chaps i just checked that name on face book and all im saying is..... you can speak in text language or any other language as far as im concerned lol.
Welcome to the banter.

ok but i am the one on the far end dont be thinking im the others and be disappointed. Clearly im biest

 

[Spoon]

You dont believe everything you read or see on facebook do you. If you look at my profile it says that I have a body of a god and i'm hung like a donkey. Nowhere does is say that the god is Buddah and the donkey is Eeyore.

 

[Sarz11]

Ah hahahahaha well thanks for letting me know il make a note for future reference in regards to dating prospects

 

[Spoon]

Most are not fussy here. We date anything.. women, men, sheep.... Just me again then eh....

 

[Sarz11]

Most are not fussy here. We date anything.. women, men, sheep.... Just me again then eh....

I noticed since some will go after men in pink fluffy handcuffs but hey there aint no judging here!

 

[Spoon]

I can't knock the woman/bloke. He wanted to me on my friends list, so ill accept anyone, just gutted that he/she didnt ask for any naked pics of me.... rejected again...

 

[ian.settle1]

Oh and whilst i have all of your attention my little english teachers do any of you know it alls know anything about calculators and the most helpful. What about this one? Casio fx83 + because i need to help mysen with formulas im actually better at english than maths believe it or not hahaha

When I was a lad there where no such thing as calculators we had to use our fingers and toes, then along came the slide rule (new fangaled thing)

 

[Sarz11]

I can't knock the woman/bloke. He wanted to me on my friends list, so ill accept anyone, just gutted that he/she didnt ask for any naked pics of me.... rejected again...

ah hahahaha diddums!!!

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When I was a lad there where no such thing as calculators we had to use our fingers and toes, then along came the slide rule (new fangaled thing)

you want to carry on this then you cant just say things and not describe what your talking about silly!

 

[sparkdog]

Not being able to spell is a prerequisite for posting

 

[Geordie Spark]

When I was a lad there where no such thing as calculators we had to use our fingers and toes, then along came the slide rule (new fangaled thing)

I still have my two slide rules.

I've long since forgotten how to use them but they're great for stirring paint.

 

[Sarz11]

Well I cant help that some clever person made things easier for people i.e. a calculator and it would probably help me along since I can only count to five

 

[Geordie Spark]

you say balls, plural. does that mean some people have more than one?

Pawnbrokers have three.

 

[Geordie Spark]

There's only one woman on this forum that I can say with absolute certainty IS a woman!!!

 

[guest119]

There's only one woman on this forum that I can say with absolute certainty IS a woman!!!

That'll be Kate then Geordie ?

Boydy

 

[Sarz11]

I think a few of you are wearing skirts on the weekend!

 

[sparkdog]

Sounds like you are "On the ball." Sarz.

 

[MDJ]

no sarz, Saturday is Rugby Day, I will be down at kingsholm watching Gloucester v the Quins, then in the lions den for a gallon after watching the England match, there will be no skirts on show tommorrow, just beer and rugby, Sunday may be a skirt day though, depends on what Mood I am in lol

 

[Sarz11]

no sarz, Saturday is Rugby Day, I will be down at kingsholm watching Gloucester v the Quins, then in the lions den for a gallon after watching the England match, there will be no skirts on show tommorrow, just beer and rugby, Sunday may be a skirt day though, depends on what Mood I am in lol

Of course "Rugby" hey im not judging!! Ur slow with answering actual qs about electrics arnt you hahahaha I havent got all day - well I have because im off but it would be nice to get an answer!

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Sounds like you are "On the ball." Sarz.

That was quite quick!

 

[MDJ]

Of course "Rugby" hey im not judging!! Ur slow with answering actual qs about electrics arnt you hahahaha I havent got all day - well I have because im off but it would be nice to get an answer!

I am in the office on the phone and only glance at the site which is running in the background every so often, I have had a quick glance at your e-mail but am struggling to understand it to be honest. When I do get to grips with it I will be very happy to help you in anyway I can, sorry for the delay, I will try to speed up.

 

[Sarz11]

I am in the office on the phone and only glance at the site which is running in the background every so often, I have had a quick glance at your e-mail but am struggling to understand it to be honest. When I do get to grips with it I will be very happy to help you in anyway I can, sorry for the delay, I will try to speed up.

Since your ACTUALLY working I will let you off but faster would be nice hahaha When you answer if you dont understand female ranting please tell me and il write it again

 

[sparkdog]

Had the doc check mine once.Just about made my eyes pop out OUCH!!!

 

[Sarz11]

Had the doc check mine once.Just about made my eyes pop out OUCH!!!

Well at least you got them checked good man! I only mentioned it as am a nurse, had insomnia, had weird things on my mind and i'm sure it was raising awareness for prostate cancer week or its due and this is male orientated site clearly! I am a bit random though sometimes.