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[MDJ]

I find sitting in the bath for a while is the best way, all the veins and tubes tend to show up after hot water has been on them for a while, the wife can then get a really good look at them lol

 

[Sarz11]

I find sitting in the bath for a while is the best way, all the veins and tubes tend to show up after hot water has been on them for a while, the wife can then get a really good look at them lol

Hahaha so attractive they look like turkeys necks why we would want to go near them things with our mouths or any other part of our bodies is beyond me!!!

 

[MDJ]

I don't know, however you Girls do haha

 

[Sarz11]

I don't know, however you Girls do haha

Indeed! Have you got any pictures of them things you just told me to look up as I have information on them but it would be nice to see them? If not not to worry. I probably shouldn't be starting a sentence asking for pictures straight after a conversation about your member!

 

[MDJ]

Indeed! Have you got any pictures of them things you just told me to look up as I have information on them but it would be nice to see them? If not not to worry. I probably shouldn't be starting a sentence asking for pictures straight after a conversation about your member!

I will send some over later tonight when I have finished work and had me tea :smile5:

 

[Sarz11]

I will send some over later tonight when I have finished work and had me tea :smile5:

Thank you what a helpful gorilla you are!!!

 

[Geordie Spark]

That'll be Kate then Geordie ?

Boydy

No it won't ... It's my beloved Tidyboiler who has given me so much fun, love and attention in six short years than my ex ever gave me in twenty five long, miserable and thoroughly unrewarding years.

As some of you know I've been very ill for a few months and I'm not out of the woods yet but this lady has been a Godsend to me during this time.

So, Thank You pet!!

 

[steve50]

have a look here to see how it is done

MCAC: Rhian Touches Herself | Ads of the World?

 

[Sarz11]

have a look here to see how it is done

MCAC: Rhian Touches Herself | Ads of the World?

Hahahaha Im sure if I had page three breasts and status I would also be doing this this made me chuckle

 

[ian.settle1]

There's only one woman on this forum that I can say with absolute certainty IS a woman!!!

What flowers do you like and which hospital do I send them to when TB reads this posting?

 

[tidyboiler]

Sayin nowt. :38:

 

[guest119]

no sarz, Saturday is Rugby Day, I will be down at kingsholm watching Gloucester v the Quins, then in the lions den for a gallon after watching the England match, there will be no skirts on show tommorrow, just beer and rugby, Sunday may be a skirt day though, depends on what Mood I am in lol

On topic there Mike, rugby being a game played by men with odd shaped balls!

Boydy

 

[Sarz11]

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Sayin nowt. :38:

Hahahaa I didnt realise this picture was still available on the net I thought id taken them all down.... you got me

 

[Sarz11]

On topic there Mike, rugby being a game played by men with odd shaped balls!

Boydy

Too much bashing about with each other on the field in "Rugby" = odd shaped balls

 

[markc123]

How to win friends and influence people ...... I think you need one of MarkC's masterclasses on women handling!

Im afraid, it can't be taught!

 

[markc123]

I think a few of you are wearing skirts on the weekend!

It depends on my mood

 

[tidyboiler]

No it won't ... It's my beloved Tidyboiler who has given me so much fun, love and attention in six short years than my ex ever gave me in twenty five long, miserable and thoroughly unrewarding years.

As some of you know I've been very ill for a few months and I'm not out of the woods yet but this lady has been a Godsend to me during this time.

So, Thank You pet!!

7 years darling.............. there will be no charge for correcting this post.

You are welcome BTW......... I just love giving you the bed baths!!!!!. :dita:

 

[Geordie Spark]

7 years darling.............. there will be no charge for correcting this post.

You are welcome BTW......... I just love giving you the bed baths!!!!!. :dita:

Yes pet

Champion pet.

 

[sparkdog]

Checking your balls brings a whole new meaning to the Nutcracker Suite.

 

[Badged01]

7 years darling.............. there will be no charge for correcting this post.

You are welcome BTW......... I just love giving you the bed baths!!!!!. :dita:

Yes pet

Champion pet.

He's probably gonna say it with flowers and a nice meal out tomorrow :love:

 

[tidyboiler]

He's probably gonna say it with flowers and a nice meal out tomorrow :love:

I've always liked you Badged!!!!!! :biggrin5:

 

[ian.settle1]

He's probably gonna say it with flowers and a nice meal out tomorrow :love:

And a couple of bottles of Krug Champagne or Newcastle Brown. LOL

 

[tidyboiler]

And a couple of bottles of Krug Champagne or Newcastle Brown. LOL

You are probably right there Ian, ............. the Nukie Broon stuff. :17:

 

[Badged01]

I've always liked you Badged!!!!!! :biggrin5:

The only reason I said it is because he has got more than that planned! Im just setting your expectation low so you will be blown away with the suprise he has for you ...... :winkiss:

 

[tidyboiler]

The only reason I said it is because he has got more than that planned! Im just setting your expectation low so you will be blown away with the suprise he has for you ...... :winkiss:

Oh yes??? surprise eh? Well Geordie doesn't do surprises. He once turned up with a "surprise" for me, wrapped up in tissue paper. I was beside myself with excitement as I unwrapped it. It turned out to be a radiator bleed key. But, never say never I suppose! :dita:

 

[Geordie Spark]

Oh yes??? surprise eh? Well Geordie doesn't do surprises. He once turned up with a "surprise" for me, wrapped up in tissue paper. I was beside myself with excitement as I unwrapped it. It turned out to be a radiator bleed key. But, never say never I suppose! :dita:

Well it was something that you needed at the time, and now if you thread it on a bit of string it'll make a nice necklace thing AND it means you'll always be able to find it next time you need to bleed your radiators. It will be there in a place where you'll never forget where it is - happily dangling between your ample bosoms.

See how thoughtful I am?

 

[tidyboiler]

Well it was something that you needed at the time, and now if you thread it on a bit of string it'll make a nice necklace thing AND it means you'll always be able to find it next time you need to bleed your radiators. It will be there in a place where you'll never forget where it is - happily dangling between your ample bosoms.

See how thoughtful I am?

I lost it. :blush5:

 

[Geordie Spark]

I lost it. :blush5:

I'm not surprised really .... I've almost been lost down there myself a couple of times.

Anyway, what about the nice engagement ring you got ??

Don't forget to ask me for the money for it when I'm feeling a bit better.

 

[telectrix]

I lost it. :blush5:

weighed it in, more like. :waving:

 

[Geordie Spark]

weighed it in, more like. :waving:

Aye ... it was one of the better ones - solid brass.