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[TD]Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal; ...his mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne, was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flat mate
than met the eye.
Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Joanne & I are just flat mates'.
About a week later, Joanne came to Peter saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?
'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Peter.
So he sat down and wrote
DEAR MOTHER,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU ''DID'' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE. I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU ''DID NOT'' TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT REMAINS
THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
LOVE PETER
Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read....
DEAR SON,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU ''DO'' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, AND I'M NOT SAYING
THAT YOU ''DO NOT'' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE
WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRIGGING FRYING PAN BY NOW, ....AM I RIGHT??
LOVE MUM.
So the ''Lesson Of The Day'' is, .....
NEVER EVER ......LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!!
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[TD]Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal; ...his mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne, was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flat mate
than met the eye.
Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Joanne & I are just flat mates'.
About a week later, Joanne came to Peter saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?
'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Peter.
So he sat down and wrote
DEAR MOTHER,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU ''DID'' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE. I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU ''DID NOT'' TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT REMAINS
THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
LOVE PETER
Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read....
DEAR SON,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU ''DO'' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, AND I'M NOT SAYING
THAT YOU ''DO NOT'' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE
WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRIGGING FRYING PAN BY NOW, ....AM I RIGHT??
LOVE MUM.
So the ''Lesson Of The Day'' is, .....
NEVER EVER ......LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!!
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