So what happened

[GMES]

agreed though Paul

just reading through there has been some flapping & flailing about in here when the window out was closed....for a while..

Shut up thee, don't start lol

 

[GMES]

Could do with one of these

It is officially recognised as a language in its own right but to us it's a lot more than that - it's way of life!!


How to Talk Like a Geordie: 5 Steps (with Pictures) - wikiHow

 

[UNG]

This forum is still running like a bag of $$$$ for me nigh on impossible to read, reply or post anything in the last 24 hours. Think Dan needs to get it sorted as it's only this forum I'm on that is doing it

 

[GMES]

Well the site is playing up again, very slow this morning.

 

[Sintra]

What's up lads just arrived back in the UK and it seems ok now.

 

[Plonker 3]

Not been loading up, or very slow to near non-responsive. Almost like Dans attempt to explain it too us.

 

[trev]

Getting loads of "Oops Google Chrome couldn't display" messages. Tell Dan to put a couple of shillings in the meter mate

 

[telectrix]

think dan must have put jimmy saville in charge. why not. he's shagged everything else.

 

[Richard Burns]

I assume the ISP went down and the server for the forum has not properly restarted its connection once it was running again (if it is running again).
Posting in the occasional moments when it is up!

 

[R G]

Just heard the NHS has been inundated with addiction withdrawal problems all over the country , it seems theres a problem with guys going without shyte for quite some time and its caused severe constipation , thats what happens I suppose when the forum is down ....

Feel free now to let all Your shyte out as normal...

 

[telectrix]

it's a bit like tony's megger. needs winding up to work.

 

[trev]

Well if anyone really needs a fix of completely inane shyte, mumsnet is experiencing no problems at present

 

[GLENNSPARK]

Well if anyone really needs a fix of completely inane shyte, mumsnet is experiencing no problems at present

theres always changing rooms on freeview as well.....if you need to catch up on a bit of telly....

 

[trev]

theres always changing rooms on freeview as well.....if you need to catch up on a bit of telly....

I'd rather have every hair on my body plucked out simultaneously mate.

 

[telectrix]

what you do in changing rooms is your own business, glenn. :stuart:

 

[GLENNSPARK]

what you do in changing rooms is your own business, glenn. :stuart:

i hide amongst the coats....watching....

 

[shanky887614]

Google tv serial so you can take It out of hotel mode, did it for a mate when we were working away so he could play on his Playstation. Remember to take a couple drivers up so you can get to ports

 

[telectrix]

Google tv serial so you can take It out of hotel mode, did it for a mate when we were working away so he could play on his Playstation. Remember to take a couple drivers up so you can get to ports

that makes as much sense to me as trying to fly to the moon in a gyrocopter.

 

[Robotstar5]

Gave up trying to get on this morning, here now but how long will the shilling last?

 

[trev]

i hide amongst the coats....watching....

And spanking your monkey?
Sorry mate, too good an opportunity

 

[trev]

I've tried to delete that because I thought it was a bit out of order but it won't let me.

 

[GLENNSPARK]

And spanking your monkey?
Sorry mate, too good an opportunity

how did you know i had a pet monkey?

anyway....found a solution to all Dans problems on Ebay:

 

[GMES]

Well 1st time I've been able to post in 4hours, what a bag of Shyte, no problems on any other forums or sites.
I won't hold my breath for a reply, can't manage a day without breathing!!!!!!

 

[GMES]

Another 30minute delay, this is crazy and no explanation. Does Dan actually know what is happening and at this rate won't have any members left to worry about

 

[gutterball]

BBC News - BT apologises for broadband problem

 

[UNG]

Looking at BT's service status page they have still got a number of problems all over the country

 

[GMES]

Well i'm with bt but why is it only affecting this site then, i am not having any trouble with any other forums or sites

 

[shanky887614]

Well i'm with bt but why is it only affecting this site then, i am not having any trouble with any other forums or sites

It depends what server its on, just because bt owns the lines doesnt mean its connected to there server

 

[GMES]

It depends what server its on, just because bt owns the lines doesnt mean its connected to there server

Not good enough :angry_smile:

 

[Silly Sausage]

I wonder if some nutter drilled through a cable somewhere!