So what happened

[GMES]

I have only just managed to get back on the site today, I was like a bloody junkie unable to get my fix for the day.
Do you know how much distress this has caused me today, unable to talk to my little pretend world of friends with no faces.
Explanation please Lol !!!!

Also as a form of compensation, i think members with a post of between 1512-1520 at this time of posting should get a
£2000.00 + access to the 3000 club, as a way of saying sorry from the forum.

 

[Guest77]

Dan never put 50 pence in the meter, just to add, even though the site is back up it is terribly slow for me at the moment.

 

[GMES]

Mike mike mike my little friend your alive yipee!!!!!
Re- site slow yes it was about 5 mins ago It took about a minute to load my post but is getting slightly faster.

 

[Guest77]

we urge all members, regular or new, to report any posts that are off-topic, pointless or offensive. :sifone:

 

[Plonker 3]

I though I had maybe been locked out again lol.

 

[Gavin A]

Dan never put 50 pence in the meter, just to add, even though the site is back up it is terribly slow for me at the moment.

that's actually a temporal distortion around your house I'm afraid, you're now moving faster through time than the rest of us, so by my calculations you are actually posting from about 3 minutes in the future.

 

[GMES]

Mike quick we may be the only survivor's of the forum , quick lets start taking the pi$$ out of everyone= you go 1st!!!!

 

[7029 dave]

Phew, back in started to get paranoid.

 

[GMES]

So come on and be honest How many people did it affect, I was trying for ages to get on until I realised it was not going to happen then just got on with things

 

[Guest77]

So come on and be honest How many people did it affect, I was trying for ages to get on until I realised it was not going to happen then just got on with things

Hi-Ben

 

[telectrix]

mine went ---- up mid-morning. just re-appeared like adam adamant from the 19th century

 

[7029 dave]

Was expecting to see an new page set up, revamping the site?, I guess not. And it is SLOW.!!

 

[GMES]

Still playing up just took 15 minutes to post this

 

[dazza1981]

Are we back in business...... i missed you grumpy sods !!!!

 

[GMES]

It be Fooked, proper Fooked

 

[Guest77]

First time I could log in for hours, no big deal lol but something is broken somewhere, the fan in the server must have clogged up due to dust in there haha

 

[GMES]

Nice to see an explanation to the members hahahaha

 

[Geordie Spark]

So come on and be honest How many people did it affect, I was trying for ages to get on until I realised it was not going to happen then just got on with things

You mean you finally discovered reality?

 

[Geordie Spark]

"Post quick reply" ....... Hahahahah!!! ......... May as well have sent it via Postman Prat.

 

[GMES]

Yes my friend without a face, it got me wondering how much time we waste on here,when we could actually be interacting with real people and events.

 

[jaypp]

Didn't realise how big a part of my evening wind down this has become!

 

[GMES]

Goerdie if the site crashes while I am typing this just know I love you and have enjoyed knowing you.
See you in a bout 2 hours!!!

 

[Geordie Spark]

Goerdie if the site crashes while I am typing this just know I love you and have enjoyed knowing you.
See you in a bout 2 hours!!!

Oh you're such a silver-tongued, smooth-talking creep!!

 

[GMES]

I might not have time to say hello to individual members so heeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllooooooooooooo everyone.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Yes my friend without a face, it got me wondering how much time we waste on here,when we could actually be interacting with real people and events.

.......... or just drinking & shagging.

 

[GMES]

.......... or just drinking & shagging.

I know I said I loved you, but steady on Tiger!!

 

[Geordie Spark]

I know I said I loved you, but steady on Tiger!!

What the Hell do you think I am ... Jimmy Savile???......

edit

I mean ... corpses?? Although ... thinking again about my ex-wife

 

[happysteve]

I reckon Dan ran out of breadcrumbs and butter beans...

[video=youtube;DlP7l8vkNOk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlP7l8vkNOk[/video]

 

[Slowhand]

Thank goodness l've got back in, l've had to have a real conversation this afternoon with the missus.
Please don't make me do that again, l nearly agreed to go to bingo tonight.

 

[GMES]

Well it's not exciting as I expected so I'm off see you later