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I am bored tonight, so i would love to hear from you all.
You are stuck in a lift.
The engineers are working on it.
You will be there for 2 hours.
Who would you choose as your companion for that duration?
And why?
And...there is no CCTV in there!
To narrow the field a bit, you cannot choose David Attenborough or Carol Kirkwood.
Let's hear from you!
 
Good point DPG! However, you are there to enjoy yourself...and i can't see you doing that with a lift engineer...but what do I know?
 
Good point DPG! However, you are there to enjoy yourself...and i can't see you doing that with a lift engineer...but what do I know?

Maybe Carol Kirkwood is a qualified lift engineer?
 
I accept it might take some engineering expertise to provide her with the requisite "lift", but as i said at the start, she's off-limits!
 
I am bored tonight, so i would love to hear from you all.
You are stuck in a lift.
The engineers are working on it.
You will be there for 2 hours.
Who would you choose as your companion for that duration?
And why?
And...there is no CCTV in there!
To narrow the field a bit, you cannot choose David Attenborough or Carol Kirkwood.
Let's hear from you!

If I wanted to drive myself insane, it'd have to be essex.
 
I must be getting old. I had to look up who Carol Kirkwood is.:(

The b*****d builder who didn't pay me. Hopefully our encounter would be in the morning and I would've had king prawn vindaloo for supper the night before washed down with six or seven pints of Guinness.
 
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I'd have santa claws and have a word with him about this coming Christmas present because last year the hoverboard nearly broke my neck. And I didn't say I wanted that for Christmas.
 
Would anyone like Rachel Riley off Countdown?
I mean she's very clever, so she might be able to fix the lift?
and if not...well, she's one for intellectual conversation, surely?
 
Very sad lack of imagination here...Billy Connolly the best choice so far!
Years ago, in a forum far away, I posed the question:
How do you like to eat a Mars Bar?

Then I went to bed...
next morning all 300 replies had been deleted by the moderators, and i got a severe ticking-off...

Different times...
 

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