Uheat Joke Friday - Happy Friday Everyone!

Happy Friday Everyone!

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[telectrix]

why did the hedgehog cross the road?

to see his flatmate.

 

[littlespark]

Why did the chicken cross the road…?


Social distancing!




The james bond joke on the OP is ever so slightly out of date…
And asking for jokes from this lot will redefine what NSFW means.

 

[Uheat – Jake]

Why did the chicken cross the road…?


Social distancing!




The james bond joke on the OP is ever so slightly out of date…
And asking for jokes from this lot will redefine what NSFW means.

Oh we're counting on it!

 

[telectrix]

blonde walks into a bar. "Ouch, that hurt" she said.

 

[Uheat – Jake]

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[Uheat – Jake]

Happy Friday Everyone!

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[littlespark]

Electrician joke;

“I used to really really like farm machinery…..”


No….I can’t say it! ?

 

[littlespark]

Fella goes to a fancy dress party in just his y-fronts…

“What are you supposed to be?”

“ I’m a premature ejac…..”


Sorry… what? Not allowed? Too rude?

Oh well.

 

[pirate]

Dark-haired lass goes to a fancy dress party wearing just black gloves and socks...
"What are you supposed to be?"

"6 of spades!"

 

[telectrix]

6?

 

[loz2754]

6?

Don't forget the dark haired bit....

 

[telectrix]

ah. was forgetting the hair on her head. thought that may have been blonde.

 

[Uheat – Jake]

Happy Friday Everyone!

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[Uheat - Jacob]

Happy Friday Everyone!

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[Uheat - Jacob]

Happy Friday Everyone!

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[telectrix]

found a forgotten xmas present for my 6 year old son,left in the attic since last december. shame...he would have loved that puppy.

 

[littlespark]

found a forgotten xmas present for my 6 year old son,left in the attic since last december. shame...he would have loved that puppy.

Wait a sec…. The other day you said you were just about to turn 75….. with a 6 year old son??

In the words of the great son of Steptoe: “You dirty old man”

 

[telectrix]

Wait a sec…. The other day you said you were just about to turn 75….. with a 6 year old son??

In the words of the great son of Steptoe: “You dirty old man”

might be snow on the roof but there's stilll fire in the chimney.

 

[Uheat - Jacob]

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