What now for Scotland?

[alarm man]

Or as us Cockney's call 'em 'Jocks with the **** kicked outta 'em'. Go easy boys, I didn't invent it.....

we are the first line of defence for scotland from the cockney invaders...

 

[millwall ken]

we are the first line of defence for scotland from the cockney invaders...

Lol, fair one fella. However no doubt my inbox will be full by morning with death threats...

 

[alarm man]

Lol, fair one fella. However no doubt my inbox will be full by morning with death threats...

thats media hype man...

 

[millwall ken]

thats media hype man...

To be honest mate, a good pal of mine is a Geordie, and a typical one to boot - 6'6, built like the preverbial s*** house, and owns two shirts in his life; Newcastle strip home and away. He's pub trick is that he uses the top of my head to rest his pint on. Although the pork scratchings always fall off.

 

[alarm man]

To be honest mate, a good pal of mine is a Geordie, and a typical one to boot - 6'6, built like the preverbial s*** house, and owns two shirts in his life; Newcastle strip home and away. He's pub trick is that he uses the top of my head to rest his pint on. Although the pork scratchings always fall off.

if he hasnt got a flat cap and a whippet and searching for sea coal he aint no geordie,and no we cant see in front of our noses for coal dust..despite having the best coastal and countryside in scotland thats the north east coast up to scotland..

 

[DurhamSparky]

North East Coastline!!! how i love not been a southern cockney fairy...!!!

Flat Cap , Whippet and Coal....!!!

our black beaches are now sparkly yellow and our shores have blue flags...!! hmmm go back 15-20 years ago and was such a different story!!! long live regeneration...!

p.s not seen sea coal fro ages...!

 

[millwall ken]

North East Coastline!!! how i love not been a southern cockney fairy...!!!

Flat Cap , Whippet and Coal....!!!

Unfortunately all the sea coal is now gone thanks to a regeneration scheme over the last 15 Years....!! black dust and sand shall never be forgotten!!

Yep, and lets all blame the evil Cockney *******s. Because we all know that they are all evil Tory bankers... The B*******

 

[DurhamSparky]

could not agree any more!!! nice of a cockney to be so upfront and honest!!

 

[alarm man]

agree,cockneys be afraid the geordies are coming..

 

[millwall ken]

could not agree any more!!! nice of a cockney to be so upfront and honest!!

I think you're find that us Londoners are if nothing else honest, Has colour TV reached your province yet?

 

[Des 56]

Durham mate, as an Englishman I can understand your sentiment but disagree with you on this fella. However I notice that it was a Welshman (Des) who had to take up the sword in defence of Scottish Independence - obviously most of the Scots on this forum are in favour of the Union. Thank God.

Ken
I would be honoured to have that acolade about the sword if it were correct,so I'm sorry, but I will have to return the title for some real life Scot to take up
I neither agree or dis agree about whatever country decides to go on their merry way
I do believe they have the right to decide that subject alone and without any arm twisting by us others

I also think its very unlikely that the union will split,theres too much inter breeding and culture sharing,which as gone on for so long that we are none of us thoroughbred this or that
Location is nationality more than whats in the genes

 

[DurhamSparky]

I think you're find that us Londoners are if nothing else honest, Has colour TV reached your province yet?

just recently got Gas...!! whats a TV

 

[millwall ken]

just recently got Gas...!! whats a TV

Oh don't worry about what a TV is mate, its a box that when plugged into your electrical system projects moving images onto the front of the box (whats called the screen), anyway this magical box is nothing more than the curse of the modern family. In the same way that a wedding ring makes your wife fat and lazy, this so-called magical box does the same thing but makes them lippy (gobby, rude, mouthy) as well. You're better off without one come to think of it.