Yesterday was a good mates birthday and we all went out for a few light refreshments :54:
Boys will be boys and we had a few too many :17:
One of the pool tables had a sign on it "Out of order". Knowing that most pool tables have a dead mans switch underneath, I decided to investigate and low and behold, there is a 78mm hole. Got on my back and slid under the table, put my hand up the hole and had a feel around for the lever to release the balls. Could not quite reach so gave it up as a bad job. :sad3:
Hang fire! I cant get my bloody hand out of the hole!!!! My watch is completely stuck!!!! Tried everything but with no success, lads are now taking the mick but then notice that I was absolutely stuck and started to worry about me lol. Well there were 3-4 lads on their backs under the pool table trying all sorts of different things to pull my arm out, what a sight that must have been. Some of them have taken pictures and I'm sure I wont live this one down for a long time.
The doormen are now involved :willy_nilly: and have asked the bar staff to call out the pool table engineer to get me free!!!! After 10 minuets of being on my back with my arm stuck up a pool table I though enough is enough and just pulled as hard as I could, loads of pain later but I was FREE unk:. Mrs M not impressed for my actions but the lads gave me a good round of applause. Pool table chap got cancelled and I spent the rest of the night with egg on my face, didn't get thrown out though, doormen and staff thought it was hilarious :rofl:
Well there is my story of doing something daft yet again whilst "drinking responsibly". What have you guys done? But keep it clean please lol.
ps, the first person to get hold of a photo from last nights exploits and post it up will be banned for a month, you know who you are?
Boys will be boys and we had a few too many :17:
One of the pool tables had a sign on it "Out of order". Knowing that most pool tables have a dead mans switch underneath, I decided to investigate and low and behold, there is a 78mm hole. Got on my back and slid under the table, put my hand up the hole and had a feel around for the lever to release the balls. Could not quite reach so gave it up as a bad job. :sad3:
Hang fire! I cant get my bloody hand out of the hole!!!! My watch is completely stuck!!!! Tried everything but with no success, lads are now taking the mick but then notice that I was absolutely stuck and started to worry about me lol. Well there were 3-4 lads on their backs under the pool table trying all sorts of different things to pull my arm out, what a sight that must have been. Some of them have taken pictures and I'm sure I wont live this one down for a long time.
The doormen are now involved :willy_nilly: and have asked the bar staff to call out the pool table engineer to get me free!!!! After 10 minuets of being on my back with my arm stuck up a pool table I though enough is enough and just pulled as hard as I could, loads of pain later but I was FREE unk:. Mrs M not impressed for my actions but the lads gave me a good round of applause. Pool table chap got cancelled and I spent the rest of the night with egg on my face, didn't get thrown out though, doormen and staff thought it was hilarious :rofl:
Well there is my story of doing something daft yet again whilst "drinking responsibly". What have you guys done? But keep it clean please lol.
ps, the first person to get hold of a photo from last nights exploits and post it up will be banned for a month, you know who you are?