Coronavirus - Keeping it light :-)

[OnlQQker]

A day in the life of...

 

[Strima]

Just got back from Wetherspoons toilets, where is everyone?

 

[littlespark]

Just got back from Wetherspoons toilets, where is everyone?

Yawn. That’s so last week.

 

[Midwest]

And another one;

 

[Julie.]

 

[telectrix]

old but funny.

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[littlespark]

old but funny.

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Someone give our Tel a lesson in computery stuff. I can’t open that link

 

[static zap]

Hot PET news (get to feel safer)

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[telectrix]

Someone give our Tel a lesson in computery stuff. I can’t open that link

then try here, it's a download.:

 

[littlespark]

then try here, it's a download.:

Doesnt work either. Can you upload it to YouTube and copy the link and paste on here?

 

[telectrix]

Doesnt work either. Can you upload it to YouTube and copy the link and paste on here?

how the f**k do i do that?

 

[123]

how the f**k do i do that?

Upload it here...click on the little video camera which is beside the smiley face which you would use to insert emojies, the rest is easy

 

[ferg]

Upload it here...click on the little video camera which is beside the smiley face which you would use to insert emojies, the rest is easy

Don't forget that tel still tries to wind up his MFT for the IR test.

 

[telectrix]

think i managed that.

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https://twitter.com/x/status/1243621526810824704

View: https://twitter.com/i/status/1243621526810824704

 

[Andy78]

Social distancing Scottish style

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtG3Iya-4eg

 

[andyb]

Social distancing Scottish style

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtG3Iya-4eg

All you get nowadays is repeats

 

[littlespark]

All you get nowadays is repeats...
(See #160)

repeats

repeats

repeats....

 

[Andy78]

All you get nowadays is repeats

whats that you say ?

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When the most exciting day of the week is going out to the shops.......

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM

 

[Julie.]

Just saying...

 

[FatAlan]

12 days into lockdown. Vacuumed down the back of the settee. Unfortunately no cash only a few stale peanuts, sweet wrappers, 13a fuse and some face plate screws!

 

[telectrix]

seen all this "clap for the NHS". as if they not got enough to deal with, without an STD.

 

[ipf]

seen all this "clap for the NHS". as if they not got enough to deal with, without an STD.

Yeah, everybody should put their hands together for them...‘ring a ring a roses’ ? Seriously, let’s just hope for all of them and, as a result, everyone else.

 

[telectrix]

bribing the fuzz.

 

[telectrix]

Don't forget that tel still tries to wind up his MFT for the IR test.

waaddo you mean "tries"? i can wind up with the best. and i still have a wind-up megger. only 500V though.
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one of the symptoms of corona virus is lack of smell, so as a scientific experiment, in bed last night, having pulled to bedclothes up over mrs. tel's head, i let loose a silent but lethal fart...
"you dirty pig". she exclaimed.
" tthat's OK, you ain't got the virus". i reply.

 

[Baddegg]

waaddo you mean "tries"? i can wind up with the best. and i still have a wind-up megger. only 500V though.
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one of the symptoms of corona virus is lack of smell, so as a scientific experiment, in bed last night, having pulled to bedclothes up over mrs. tel's head, i let loose a silent but lethal fart...
"you dirty pig". she exclaimed.
" tthat's OK, you ain't got the virus". i reply.

And they say romance is dead.....nice to see the old boys keeping the flame lit!...she’s a lucky lady mate ?

 

[telectrix]

terms of endearment.

 

[ipf]

terms of endearment.

Terms are nosediving....

 

[static zap]

only a few stale peanuts, sweet wrappers, 13a fuse and some face plate screws!

What no Nintendo DS styluses !

 

[littlespark]

waaddo you mean "tries"? i can wind up with the best. and i still have a wind-up megger. only 500V though.

Got to wind it twice as fast to get 1000V.

 

[telectrix]

Got to wind it twice as fast to get 1000V.

wrong.... you wind it twice as fast to get 100Hz.
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Corona Lager rebrand.

 

[telectrix]

 

[snowhead]

Groundhog day again I think

 

[telectrix]

and being futuristic:

 

[OnlQQker]

Meanwhile, over the border

 

[littlespark]

Not going to mention the Scottish Medical Officer not following her own guidelines.... but did you see how low the electrical sockets are in the press room?

 

[DPG]

Very low.

Yes, the Scottish medical officer appears to have dropped a major b.....k

 

[Baddegg]

Very low.

Yes, the Scottish medical officer appears to have dropped a major b.....k

Shame she doesn’t see it that way......if she had any decency she’s resign, you can only lead by example, surely she needs a fine for the first offence and something stronger for the second offence?

 

[DPG]

Very low.

Yes, the Scottish medical officer appears to have dropped a major b.....k

Indeed. It was a bit blatant. She visited two weekends on the trot apparently. And not alone on both occasions.

 

[Zerax]

Shame she doesn’t see it that way......if she had any decency she’s resign, you can only lead by example, surely she needs a fine for the first offence and something stronger for the second offence?

Bring back "birching" I say !!!

 

[littlespark]

An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman walk into a bar.

Them were the days