A new jokes thread for your amusement.

[ian.settle1]

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Haha, love this!!!

GS & TB in later life by any chance?

 

[Geordie Spark]

GS & TB in later life by any chance?

The way I've been feeling it could be as early as next week !!

 

[tazz]

We Buy Any Car P**s Take

 

[tidyboiler]

The way I've been feeling it could be as early as next week !!

Stop feeling sorry for yourself old man..................... the way you whizzed through that difficult electrical job today makes me realise I'm engaged to Superman!!!!!.............. :34:

 

[Silly Sausage]

Eh...did he repair a 'small' handheld electrical appliance?

 

[ian.settle1]

Eh...did he repair a 'small' handheld electrical appliance?

Yeh the food processor:love:

 

[HappyHippyDad]

Two parrots sitting on a perch, one says to the other.. 'smells a bit fishy round here'.

Thats the only joke I know!

 

[Earthstore]

Specs comes from quite a large family, and at Christmas they all ended up staying over so the normal sleeping arrangements changed, Specs ended up sleeping in the same bed as his son.

In the middle of the night Specs woke up and said "Son I have woken up with the biggest erection that I have ever had, so it is only right that a go and give your mother a seeing to".

The Son say's " well Dad you will have to take me with you as you have my cock in your hand".....

 

[Kate]

Thats really gross.

 

[telectrix]

funny though.

 

[Des 56]

Thats really gross.

That sounds like the German word for large lol

 

[Silly Sausage]

It's good job I've got daughters...........I think...

 

[Kate]

That sounds like the German word for large lol

Close...thats groß. I have german origins

 

[Des 56]

Close...thats groß.

I couldn't do that squggly character at the end.(that's why I said sounds like

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I have german origins
Sorry to hear of your problem kate.I must admit i have never heard of the disease before now though

 

[telectrix]

Yeh the food processor:love:

i thought TB was his food processor

 

[Geordie Spark]

That sounds like the German word for large lol

It's one of the few German words I know. Another is Bier.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Close...thats groß. I have german origins

Is it contagious?

Have to say Wor Lass is a bit like a storm trooper at certain times of the month.

 

[Geordie Spark]

i thought TB was his food processor

She is!!

She's a brilliant cook using nothing but twigs & bits of scrap wood for heat. Her Baked Hedgehog and Roadkill Risotto is to die for.

The half litre of Moonshine is the perfect accompaniment to it.

It's all good healthy Pikey scoff.

 

[Kate]

I couldn't do that squggly character at the end.(that's why I said sounds like

)


I have german origins
Sorry to hear of your problem kate.I must admit i have never heard of the disease before now though

I downloaded the german keypad just to do the ß....the y and z key swapped places and ive had to revert back lol

Ive lived in uk for so long im officially english. Dont even remember germany

 

[ian.settle1]

Nothing to brag about most of us have where do you think the anglo saxons came from