BBC Money Box - Smart Meters ....

[Octopus]

The first half of this program is definitely worth listening to!

BBC Radio 4 - Money Box, Energy firms turn up the heat on smart meters - https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b09z06z7

 

[Squid]

I was in a "funny" mood when the energy company phoned me up and gave me the spiel about the "smart energy meters" I couldn't resist so I told the young lady that I was a consultant on the project to design and roll out the smart meters and that I would never have one, I was asked "why" and all I said was "official secrets act" it works a treat to wind the feckers up.

 

[loplug]

 

[Squid]

I wind up the Green Deal peeps and I also answer the phone with the "Hello Local Morgue, You Kill Them We Chill Them" line.....

 

[telectrix]

i say, in a chinese accent. "helloo. chinese takeaway. i am the manager, Wan king".