Coronavirus - Keeping it light :-)

[telectrix]

seen all this "clap for the NHS". as if they not got enough to deal with, without an STD.

 

[ipf]

seen all this "clap for the NHS". as if they not got enough to deal with, without an STD.

Yeah, everybody should put their hands together for them...‘ring a ring a roses’ ? Seriously, let’s just hope for all of them and, as a result, everyone else.

 

[telectrix]

bribing the fuzz.

 

[telectrix]

Don't forget that tel still tries to wind up his MFT for the IR test.

waaddo you mean "tries"? i can wind up with the best. and i still have a wind-up megger. only 500V though.
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one of the symptoms of corona virus is lack of smell, so as a scientific experiment, in bed last night, having pulled to bedclothes up over mrs. tel's head, i let loose a silent but lethal fart...
"you dirty pig". she exclaimed.
" tthat's OK, you ain't got the virus". i reply.

 

[Baddegg]

waaddo you mean "tries"? i can wind up with the best. and i still have a wind-up megger. only 500V though.
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one of the symptoms of corona virus is lack of smell, so as a scientific experiment, in bed last night, having pulled to bedclothes up over mrs. tel's head, i let loose a silent but lethal fart...
"you dirty pig". she exclaimed.
" tthat's OK, you ain't got the virus". i reply.

And they say romance is dead.....nice to see the old boys keeping the flame lit!...she’s a lucky lady mate ?

 

[telectrix]

terms of endearment.

 

[ipf]

terms of endearment.

Terms are nosediving....

 

[static zap]

only a few stale peanuts, sweet wrappers, 13a fuse and some face plate screws!

What no Nintendo DS styluses !

 

[littlespark]

waaddo you mean "tries"? i can wind up with the best. and i still have a wind-up megger. only 500V though.

Got to wind it twice as fast to get 1000V.

 

[telectrix]

Got to wind it twice as fast to get 1000V.

wrong.... you wind it twice as fast to get 100Hz.
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Corona Lager rebrand.

 

[telectrix]

 

[snowhead]

Groundhog day again I think

 

[telectrix]

and being futuristic:

 

[OnlQQker]

Meanwhile, over the border

 

[littlespark]

Not going to mention the Scottish Medical Officer not following her own guidelines.... but did you see how low the electrical sockets are in the press room?

 

[DPG]

Very low.

Yes, the Scottish medical officer appears to have dropped a major b.....k

 

[Baddegg]

Very low.

Yes, the Scottish medical officer appears to have dropped a major b.....k

Shame she doesn’t see it that way......if she had any decency she’s resign, you can only lead by example, surely she needs a fine for the first offence and something stronger for the second offence?

 

[DPG]

Very low.

Yes, the Scottish medical officer appears to have dropped a major b.....k

Indeed. It was a bit blatant. She visited two weekends on the trot apparently. And not alone on both occasions.

 

[Zerax]

Shame she doesn’t see it that way......if she had any decency she’s resign, you can only lead by example, surely she needs a fine for the first offence and something stronger for the second offence?

Bring back "birching" I say !!!

 

[littlespark]

An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman walk into a bar.

Them were the days