Coronavirus - Keeping it light :-)

[ferg]

I'm not sure about anyone else but I think the title of this thread 'Keeping it light' is inappropriate.

My wife is currently bored shitless and baking like a woman possessed.
I have today been forced to eat two different types of freshly baked bread, cheesey twists, some form of spongecake, home made soup and ginger biscuits.

Light is now a distant memory along with needing a belt.

So next time spare a thought for others when choosing a thread title that may be inappropriate.

 

[DPG]

How soon do you drink beer after it has been bottled/barreled?

About three weeks after barreling Dave.

 

[Mike Johnson]

There is no need to be that rude about someone putting on a bit of weight.

 

[Baddegg]

Words words words

 

[telectrix]

anothe rlight hearted moment:

 

[Mike Johnson]

Didn't I post that some weeks back?

 

[telectrix]

if you did, i missed it.

 

[David Prosser]

I buy cheep 2lt bottles of fizzy water tip it out and bottle home brew into them. Never bothered with sterilising and never had any go off. Just leave it a couple of weeks to settle.

 

[OnlQQker]

What's the Difference between Red & Green?


Fu*k all apparently if you’re on a bike.

 

[littlespark]

Please please please let images upload work....

I think I need a bigger glass...

 

[Baddegg]

Please please please let images upload work....

I think I need a bigger glass...


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Phone the police mate!

 

[littlespark]

Here’s my 3 words...

“Boris.... Boris... Boris.....“

 

[OnlQQker]

10 Downing Street
London SW1A 2AA


We have a 6 phase plan to reopen the country. The plan will be a phased plan that we will
plan to utilise in phases. The phases will be planned and the planning will be phased. We will move quickly and slowly to open the country but remain closed. I have created a staff of staffers who will plan the phase and planning whilst phasing their phases.

And that is our reopening plan.

Thankyou

Boris Johnson

 

[James]

nothing at all to do with covid 19
but for some reason after 15 years of blissful happy married life, I saw this picture and it reminded me of something that used to happen in my distant past.

 

[littlespark]

Is that because Greggs is still shut?

 

[littlespark]

Sometime in 2019.....

sorry about the size. You might need glasses for this..

 

[telectrix]

https://www.facebook.com/100000578052576/posts/3424613227567912

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[Baddegg]

words words words

 

[telectrix]

https://www.facebook.com/

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[littlespark]

There’s a town near me, where the the river Tweed runs through, and is very popular with anglers. The middle of the river at this town follows the Scotland/ England border for a few miles.

today, the English side of the river had anglers, as they have been allowed to return... the Scottish bank was empty.

Just an observation