Funniest TV or film quotes......

[monkeyelectric]

Rodney" it ain't there no more Del theres just a marina" Del " well can't he kip in the back of that" fools & horses

 

[Adam W]

German: Will you stop talking about the war!
Basil: Me? You started it!
German: We did not start it.
Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland...

 

[Kamikaze]

In “Only Fools and Horses” when Triggers sister was having a baby.

Mike: What name have they decided on?
Trigger: If it’s a girl they are calling it Sigourney after the actress, and if it’s a boy they are calling him Rodney after Dave.

 

[Des 56]

I may not have this one exact,but the sentiment is there

Groucho Marx
Any club that would have me as a member,I wouldn't want to join

 

[monkeyelectric]

Blackadder, Percy " oh blackadder could it be true! A nugget of purest greeeen!"

 

[Des 56]

Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me

Mae West (film unknown)

 

[bigbaddave]

Densil - Its closed
Trigger - Yes
Densil & Delboy - But i thought you said it was 24 hours
Trigger - Yeah but not at night

 

[Dean Williams]

black adder again...
we're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.

 

[Darkwood]

Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me

Mae West (film unknown)

Also quoted into See no evil, Hear no evil... where he take the gun out and the big questionable bulge remains but she did look good in that towel..

 

[High Tower]

Useless move trivia, East Bound and down, the theme song from the movie was written and sung by the late Jerry Reed, who played the snowman. turns out he was a big country artist and acomplised guitarist.