Funniest TV or film quotes......

[telectrix]

It's not pining, it's passed on. This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot.

 

[benieb]

Im kind of a big deal. people know me. i have mmany leather bound books and my apartment smell of rich mohogany.

love Anchorman

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sex panther, it made form real panther. that way you know its good.

anchorman

 

[RmBo_0]

Harry: One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu.
Mary: Really? That's weird.
Harry: Yeah, we called it a bull****.

Dumb & Dumber

 

[Guest111]

Its just a wild stab in the dark which is exactly what you're going to get in a minute. Blackadder to witch,first series.

 

[High Tower]

I think our invitation to the hun ball has gone for a Burton!

 

[benieb]

del boy after chandillier falls,

Del: do you have our adress and telephone mumber?
Butler: No
Del: Good ( and legs it)

 

[EoinConway]

From 'The Office' Training room episode:

Brent: I'd like to make a complaint please
Rowan: I don't care
Brent: Well i am staying at the hotel
Rowan: I don't care
Brent: Well you are an ambassador for the hotel
Rowan: I don't ca.....
Brent: I think there's been a rape up there!!!!
Brent: I got his attention......always get their attention

 

[Kamikaze]

Sgt. Barnes in Platoon; “You smoke this s**t as to escape from reality? Me, I don't need this s**t. I am reality!”

 

[Robotstar5]

I think it was one of Bruce Willis lines "if I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you"

 

[monkeyelectric]

Blackadder "my god what was i drinking last night, my head feels like there's a frenchman living in it"

 

[Spoon]

It's not pining, it's passed on. This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot.

You beat me to it. I was going to put "Pining for the fjords?!?!?"

I quite like "All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the Romans done for us?"

Had to add this one:
Pontius Pilate: Hm! Now, what is your name, Jew?
Brian: Brian, sir.
Pontius Pilate: Bvian, eh?
Brian: No, no; Brian.

 

[Guest55]

"He's not the mesiah , he's a very naughty boy"
;-)

 

[Spoon]

Ohh! What wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face.

 

[Kamikaze]

Harold Steptoe: “You dirty old man!”

 

[Geordie Spark]

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. (Groucho Marx)

 

[firespark]

I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the **** can he get away from? - Vincent. Snatch.

(the whole scene in the stolen car. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50Zbz_weDgQ)

 

[Adam W]

"If you don't like your job you don't strike, you just go in every day and do it really half-arsed. That's the American way."
(Homer Simpson)

The Simpsons - Half---- Work Ethic - YouTube

 

[Geordie Spark]

Infamy, infamy ...... they've ALL got it infamy!! (Kenneth Williams - Carry On Cleo?)

 

[telectrix]

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. groucho marx

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my fwend in wome, biggus dickus.

 

[Adam W]

"Well, I wouldn't argue that it wasn't a no holds barred, adrenaline fuelled thrill ride. But, there is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork."
(Hot Fuzz)