Funniest TV or film quotes......

[ian.settle1]

The World According to Garp (who was played by Robin Williams)

The scene where he is talking to John Lithegow (who was playing the part of a transexual) at the womens refuge after his wife had an accident with one of her students while performing a certain act on him and John Lithegow turned to him and said

"Well at least mine was surgically removed under Anaesthetic" ouch

 

[Resu]

Does he look like a bitch?

 

[ruston]

Madge in Benidorm " Sweating like a glassblowers ---." --- doesn't do it justice:wink5:

 

[Spoon]

WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,
[angels sing]
her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.
[singing stops]
That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!